[Hoffer Rand]

Actually heard a woman in the stall next to me say, “Hold on a sec, I have to change hands so I can wipe.”

No kidding.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Actually heard a woman in the stall next to me say, “Hold on a sec, I have to change hands so I can wipe.”

Dear God, it's even more shocking when the offender is a woman! I was under the impression it was all lavender, roses, and string quartets in the women's head.