Might not be a (R) but if it is (and if it is a leading candidate) its probably Romney:
Rudy already has lost the family values plank, not allot to lose.
Thompson is already known as having been something of a play boy when divorced, not allot to lose.
The only think Mitt has going is that picture perfect family life, it helps to distract from center left positions in MA for more than a decade..
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Then again it could be Hillary, Obama or Edwards...
Whoever it is, I hope it doesn’t involve Ted Kennedy.
I don’t know about Mitt, but it might be Mitt’s dog. After the trauma of riding to Canada on the roof of the family car, the dog, it is rumored, became oversexed and impregnated all the neighborhood female dogs. Mitt had to have him neutered.