“but wishing a gasoline soaked tire was flaming around her neck is far from what we should believe.”
Listen, if Oprah can pull it off, it will be all the rage, probably even make the cover of “O.” Every shallow young lady will want a flaming tire as a fashion accessory.
Dude! I hope that you are joking. I laugh at comedy. I chuckle at sarcasm. Sometimes people say crazy things after a few drinks that they wish they had not said.
Hopefully you’re not in your right mind this evening, because it wasn’t funny before and it’s not funny now.
If you are serious, then you have some issues that you should seek professional help with.
Wishing for Oprah or “every shallow young lady” to have a flaming tire as a fashion accessory is not funny.