That's what you get when you outsource God's job to illegal alien scientists. ;)
Oh great! I bet I cant understand what they are saying on their customer support line either.
Me: Yes...hello? I want to talk about this tear in my space time continuem?...hello?
CS: Yes. Thes es errotic teenage AMERICAN Gerls. Would you be liking me to talk dirty to you?
Me: What?!!
CS: OOHH! Wrong line. Yes, this is the space-time continuem hotline. How may I be helping you?