I predict we’ll find out these fires were set by a liberal Islamic illegal alien eco-terrorist who is a volunteer firefighter and building contractor and was about to default on a sub-prime mortgage. You’ll see.
The guy suspected of being about to start a fire in San Bernardino who rammed police and was shot and killed by them has been named as Russell Davis of Topoc, Arizona.
I was sorely tempted to post a fake article this morning that the guy was IDed as "Mohammed Sanchez" and was found wearing an Earth Liberation Front T-Shirt, with an expired green card and a membership card for the Phoenix Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Organization in his wallet, but I resisted the temptation. I think the joyful responses would have crashed FR anyway.
Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, the NFL has been trying to figure out what to do about the Chargers game this Sunday.
I say let them play in London and just give a forfeit of the Dolphins to the Giants.