The Jovians need to ratify the Kyoto Treaty. We should send Al Gore there to explain things to them. All we need is to find him a very, very large parachute, and a solar-powered spacecraft.
Things are so bad on Jupiter, that there seem to be no penguins or polar bears there at all. Let that be a warning, fellow Earthlings!
1 posted on
10/10/2007 11:09:58 AM PDT by
docbnj
To: docbnj
Jupiter's weather appears to be different than it was when NASA probes last visited the gas giant, experts say. The weather is different than it was four years ago.
Wow, the weather in my back yard is different than it was four years ago!
Is there an award for asininity?
I nominate these "experts", or maybe the reporter who quoted them.
2 posted on
10/10/2007 11:16:25 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: docbnj
Impact of Al Gore colliding with Jupiter:
![](http://science.hq.nasa.gov/solar_system/science/images/jupiter-comet.jpg)
To: docbnj
Unless the climate change was caused by 73,261 black monoliths with an aspect ration of 1:4:9 then it’s not remotely artificial.
So where does this leave Al Gore?
4 posted on
10/10/2007 11:31:54 AM PDT by
agere_contra
(Do not confuse the wealth of nations with the wealth of government - FDT)
To: docbnj
OK!!! Who is driving all those nasty SUVs on that planet? This cannot stand. Do these folks have proper carbon offsets? Did they get permission from ALGORE to drive there?
5 posted on
10/10/2007 11:34:29 AM PDT by
shankbear
(Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
To: docbnj
"There's been a whole environmental change on this massive planet since Voyager and Galileo were there [in 1979 and 2003, respectively]." I know, I know NASA caused it!
Well sombody had to say it
6 posted on
10/10/2007 11:35:44 AM PDT by
Rogle
To: docbnj
This will do nothing so much as encourage RCH.
7 posted on
10/10/2007 11:37:07 AM PDT by
RightWhale
(50 years later we're still sitting on the ground)
To: docbnj
Someone suggested that if we can ever perfect long carbon nanotube cable of the type they want to use for a space elevator, a probe could go into orbit around Jupiter and “fish”, by dangling a smaller probe into its atmosphere.
The ‘lure’ probe would send data up the cable to the orbital probe, which could them broadcast with much more ease than from the Jovian atmosphere itself.
To: docbnj
Planets without people have climate change!
whoda thunk it!
To: docbnj
Not long ago, another FReeper (Can't recall who) posted this brilliant line:
"Jove, You Magnificent Bastard!"
11 posted on
10/10/2007 11:46:15 AM PDT by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: docbnj
I can't believe nobody's posted this yet ...Bush's fault.
13 posted on
10/10/2007 11:48:13 AM PDT by
al_c
To: docbnj
Jupiter is the one planet, other than earth, that I would actually worry about global warming.
Get that sucker hot enough and, poof, we got another sun in the solar system.
14 posted on
10/10/2007 11:53:18 AM PDT by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: docbnj
I see nothing in the article that talks about climate change on Jupiter. Nothing. It talks about weather change—not climate change. And it says zilch about planetary warming.
Why did you change the title of this article and spam this article into climatechange and globalwarming keywords?
16 posted on
10/10/2007 6:57:27 PM PDT by
burzum
(None shall see me, though my battlecry may give me away -Minsc)
To: docbnj
Actually, belay my last. I missed the second page.
17 posted on
10/10/2007 6:59:35 PM PDT by
burzum
(None shall see me, though my battlecry may give me away -Minsc)
To: Beowulf
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