I think that there are two groups of cyclists. The Armstrong posers who tend to obey the laws and spend big bucks on their bikes , and then these idiotic eco - Hippies who obey no laws and try to provoke altercations .
I’m a 3rd type. A guy that obeys the laws, spends moderate bucks on my bikes and who sprays mud on pretentious road bikers who think they’re the second coming of Lance Armstrong with his mountain bike.
The Armstrong-wannabes are some of the biggest ^ssholes on the road, second only to these subhuman Critical Ass vermin. They ride down the street in their gay-ass sponser-festooned spandex homo-uniforms three or four abreast like they own the g#ddamn road. I hope they all get Rachel Corried by a large truck, but barring that it’s fun to blow by them on an old mountain bike with dirt tires while wearing street clothes and smoking a cigarette. They really, really hate that.