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To: Fiddlstix

Howdy Fiddlstix!! Thank you very much!!


231 posted on 10/01/2007 8:15:03 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Our God-given unalienable rights are not open to debate, negotiation or compromise!)
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To: Jim Robinson

How many Freepers does it take to make a Freepathon?

- 18 to post all the different threads
- 96 to be the first post on the new threads
- 4,536 to keep the threads bumped
- 2 to say, “Free Republic stinks and you guys do too!”
- 20,026 to lurk by and see whats going on
- 36 to write bad Burma Shaves
- 4 to get bumpers out of funkles!
- 29 to post cool graphics and pics
- 8 to post fireworks during the celebration
- 25 to make big $$$ challenges
- 3 to bump the old threads days later
- 37 to page thousands of unsuspecting freepers
- 1 to process about a million credit cards and thank you emails
- 2 to run the tote boards
- 12 to double-check the tote-boards
- 2 to keep posting the latest pingings of the overheating BadJoe CC Machine
- 15 to post doggie pictures
- 6 to chime in with, Cha Ching!!!
- 6 anti-freepers to send mean freepmail
- 1 unsuspecting guy to make a 1000-post challenge
- 200 to ensure that it makes it to 1000
- 1 founder to make sure it stops at precisely 1000
- 10 to ask “Where does the money really go?”
- 1 to keep the state list
- 1 to keep the state per FReeper list
- 7 to tell them how they should do the lists explanations
- 125 that are thankful that they don’t have to do the lists
- 1 creative genius to post “the” graphic.
- 46 to accidently hit the freepathon thread instead of “Condit to resign!”
-1 wild and crazy genius to post the “In the good old days” ‘history’.
- 73 to say “Head just hit keyboard, gota get sleep”
-12 to ask just what Million FReeper Math is
-1 to answer correctly
-5 to mess up the answer
- 7 to post circular links on new threads at 2:00 in the morning
- 1 to post links to the FReepathon thread on the ‘Martians land on Moon’ thread and get flamed up the kazoo
- 8 FReepers who seemingly stay up 24/7 until the FReepathon is done.
- 1 to post a freepathon thread of scantily clad Anna Kornikova and get flamed within an inch of his life!
- 1 to saunter in and post a donation to take Texas over the top once and for all with such style and grace that we all go “Woooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
- 168 to donate from the “unknown state”
- 0 to donate from Washington DC
- 1 to donate the “Support FReeRepublic “ server( although HE would never tell you that)
- 2 generous FReepers to donate on behalf of the sissy pink states to try and save them from humiliation


233 posted on 10/01/2007 8:39:16 PM PDT by Topaz
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To: Jim Robinson; All
Howdy Fiddlstix!! Thank you very much!!

Howdy Jim!
You're welcome Go Ahead: Click It!


   Q4 2007 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank Location Receipts Donors/Avg Freepers/Avg Monthlies
1
California
$810.00
27
$30.00

$
$1,304.56
85
2
Texas
500.00
14
35.71


922.00
66
3
New York
340.00
6
56.67


420.50
19
4 Arizona 303.00
3
101.00


125.00
12
5 Massachusetts 260.00
3
86.67


280.00
16
6 Florida 250.00
7
35.71


622.11
39
7 Colorado 225.00
3
75.00


175.00
12
8 Maryland 210.00
3
70.00


215.00
14
9 Ohio 185.00
6
30.83


509.00
12
10 Missouri 175.00
3
58.33


115.00
11
11 Alabama 168.00
4
42.00


248.00
13
12 Virginia 160.00
5
32.00


544.00
27
13 Washington 154.00
13
11.85


290.00
16
14 New Jersey 150.00
3
50.00


175.00
9
15 Sweden 150.00
1
150.00




16 Pennsylvania 125.00
4
31.25


293.00
16
17 Michigan 100.00
1
100.00


50.00
5
18 Tennessee 100.00
2
50.00


93.00
8
19 Louisiana 100.00
1
100.00


70.00
6
20 Italy 100.00
1
100.00




21 North Carolina 80.00
2
40.00


120.00
11
22 Wisconsin 70.00
2
35.00


120.00
9
23 Minnesota 70.00
2
35.00


55.00
7
24 Maine 60.00
2
30.00


60.00
2
25 Idaho 51.00
2
25.50


95.00
5
26 Connecticut 50.00
1
50.00


20.00
2
27 Nevada 50.00
1
50.00


65.00
3
28 Alaska 50.00
1
50.00


75.00
3
29 Illinois 35.00
1
35.00


255.50
16
30 Oregon 30.00
2
15.00


105.00
8
31 Nebraska 30.00
1
30.00


42.50
2
32 Vermont 25.00
1
25.00


51.00
3
33 Indiana 20.00
1
20.00


55.00
4
34 New Mexico 20.00
1
20.00


15.00
1
35 Germany 20.00
1
20.00




36 Iowa 10.00
1
10.00


50.00
2
37 Delaware 3.00
1
3.00




38 Arkansas 3.00
1
3.00


25.00
2
Mississippi




125.00
6
Montana




368.33
3
Georgia




185.00
13
North Dakota




10.00
1
Hawaii




50.00
4
Utah




72.00
4
New Hampshire




20.00
2
Norway




10.00
1
West Virginia




50.00
2
Wyoming




30.00
1
Japan




20.00
1
Kansas




70.00
6
Kentucky




10.00
2
Oklahoma




130.00
7
Rhode Island




45.00
2
South Dakota




40.00
2
South Carolina




85.00
7
Armed Forces - Europe




25.00
2
Armed Forces - Pacific




10.00
1
China




10.00
1
Croatia




5.00
1
Never Never Land 495.00
9
55.00


233.00
19
39 locations total $5,737
143
$40.12

$0.00
$9,263.50
554

296 posted on 10/02/2007 7:46:24 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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