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How many Freepers does it take to make a Freepathon?

- 18 to post all the different threads
- 96 to be the first post on the new threads
- 4,536 to keep the threads bumped
- 2 to say, “Free Republic stinks and you guys do too!”
- 20,026 to lurk by and see whats going on
- 36 to write bad Burma Shaves
- 4 to get bumpers out of funkles!
- 29 to post cool graphics and pics
- 8 to post fireworks during the celebration
- 25 to make big $$$ challenges
- 3 to bump the old threads days later
- 37 to page thousands of unsuspecting freepers
- 1 to process about a million credit cards and thank you emails
- 2 to run the tote boards
- 12 to double-check the tote-boards
- 2 to keep posting the latest pingings of the overheating BadJoe CC Machine
- 15 to post doggie pictures
- 6 to chime in with, Cha Ching!!!
- 6 anti-freepers to send mean freepmail
- 1 unsuspecting guy to make a 1000-post challenge
- 200 to ensure that it makes it to 1000
- 1 founder to make sure it stops at precisely 1000
- 10 to ask “Where does the money really go?”
- 1 to keep the state list
- 1 to keep the state per FReeper list
- 7 to tell them how they should do the lists explanations
- 125 that are thankful that they don’t have to do the lists
- 1 creative genius to post “the” graphic.
- 46 to accidently hit the freepathon thread instead of “Condit to resign!”
-1 wild and crazy genius to post the “In the good old days” ‘history’.
- 73 to say “Head just hit keyboard, gota get sleep”
-12 to ask just what Million FReeper Math is
-1 to answer correctly
-5 to mess up the answer
- 7 to post circular links on new threads at 2:00 in the morning
- 1 to post links to the FReepathon thread on the ‘Martians land on Moon’ thread and get flamed up the kazoo
- 8 FReepers who seemingly stay up 24/7 until the FReepathon is done.
- 1 to post a freepathon thread of scantily clad Anna Kornikova and get flamed within an inch of his life!
- 1 to saunter in and post a donation to take Texas over the top once and for all with such style and grace that we all go “Woooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
- 168 to donate from the “unknown state”
- 0 to donate from Washington DC
- 1 to donate the “Support FReeRepublic “ server( although HE would never tell you that)
- 2 generous FReepers to donate on behalf of the sissy pink states to try and save them from humiliation