[Xurc23]

Actually, among the small group of people interested in the presidential race at this early stage, Paul is winning Texas. Talk to folks who live there. He was third in the straw poll because only party insiders, bushies, were allowed to vote.

[mnehring]

I see, it makes complete sense now. Paul would be winning everywhere if it wasn’t for the evil neo-con conspiracy. Hell, he is even in the lead for the Nobel Peace Prize and he actually won the Cola Wars- but the neo-Con bushies are keeping it a secret. I also heard that he finished a Rubik's cube once too.