Goldberg on Rather: Schadenfreude-on-Steroids

NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

[governsleastgovernsbest]

On Yom Kippur, which ended just last evening, Jews quite literally beat their breasts while asking forgiveness for all the sins committed during the previous year. The confessional prayer enumerates literally dozens of different transgressions. But while the syllabus of sin is seemingly comprehensive, there would appear to be one lacuna. Nowhere in the menu of misdeeds does "schadenfreude" appear.

We might just have to petition to have it added in time for next year. Because Jonah Goldberg's I’m Rather Grateful is such a delightful dose of schadenfreude-on-steroids as to be as irresistible. Go ahead, read it and enjoy. There'll be plenty of time to repent.

Excerpts [emphasis added]:

• In 2004, at the height of the Dan Rather Memogate story, I wrote in National Review: “Across the media universe the questions pour out: Why is Dan Rather doing this to himself? Why does he drag this out? Why won’t he just come clean? Why would he let this happen in the first place? Why is CBS standing by him? Why ... why ... why? There is only one plausible answer: Ours is a just and decent God."
• Well, God has not forsaken us. Dan Rather seems divinely inspired to crash more times than a Kennedy driving home from an office party.
• Rather used to compare his job to “a very high trapeze act, frequently with no net.” Three years ago, he went splat in the bull’s-eye of the center ring. Now, with the circus long since out of town, he all of a sudden wants a net rolled out.
• Frankly, we need this. And by “we,” I mean a grand coalition of people who delight in watching one of the 20th century’s most pompous gasbags fall from the top of the laughingstock tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• [Rather] took a few more face-saving laps around CBS before he was quietly escorted out the door like the muttering office old-timer who’s gone off his feed.
• [N]ow he’s back like a crazy man who shows up unannounced at the Christmas party smelling like cabbage and old newspapers, wearing a trench coat but no pants.
• The beauty of this lawsuit, which has most legal observers laughing so hard that their neck veins look like one-pound sausage casings with five pounds of ground chuck in them, is that if it goes to trial (shortly after unicorns file my taxes), CBS will be put in the position of having to prove that the story was bogus.

H/t D.G.

[PGalt]

LOL! Great post. Hooray Bernie!

Dan should have another shot at live TV so that he can have his Howard Beale moment.

[PGalt]

BUMP! IncPen’s classic is one of the great posts of all time.

[IncPen]

Thanks, glad you’re finding it useful...

[Valpal1]

It won’t be long before Dan Rather announces that he has Alheimers and is retiring from public life. (either that or his death due to stroke or heart attack).

No way is this lawsuit going forward.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Hi PG: glad you enjoyed it. This is Jonah, not Bernie, by the way. Lots of Goldbergs to go around.

[PGalt]

Thanks. Hooray Jonah! Outstanding!