I’m filing a $250 million countersuit against this titstick.
Reading his comments caused me to become distracted and I accidently put sugar in my coffee instead of creamer. I feel I will become emotionally scarred for life by this crime.
I demand compensation.
One of my old friends here was Federal Judge Frank Scarlett- long dead, but I well remember him telling me when I was little,
"Johnny, people come up to my bar screaming "Justice! I want Justice!"
But you know, if they thought they were really going to get it, they'd run in the other direction!"