[goldstategop]

Chuck - You DA Man!

Chuck Norris

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[vpintheak]

Chuck is great. He has always been about personal responsiblity and relying on yourself.

[Tears of a Clown]

Chuck Norris is awesome!

[txhurl]

X/0 time!

[Liberty Valance]

Lance Cpl. Nathaniel Sapp and Chuck Norris. It is reported that while Chuck Norris is in Iraq he will round house kick the Iranian border to the arctic circle.

[FearlessFreep]

When the Boogey Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[Jemian]

My son comes home and Chuck is needed to fill the void.

He’ll have to work hard, but if Chuck applies himself, he may be as good. HOOAH!

[TheSpottedOwl]

That is so awesome! You rock, Chuck!!!

[AliVeritas]

They loved him last time.

[AliVeritas]

Can you imagine if Hollywood was what it used to be during WWII? That those who weren’t serving would be on USO tours all over.

Why can’t those US superheroes that the Middle East black market films be used. Stallone, Arnold, Vin Diesel, Clint... whoever (lib or not), should drop the moonbat crap and support them since they’re there. Tell me why the singers can’t go? They’re busy mouthing off to get someone to pay attention to them here... while slandering the mission.

Now I have to find some old Norris clips and make a anti-Juba jihad killer video for our enemies... should scare them to death.

[Redmen4ever]

For President: Chuck Norris’ right arm
For Vice President: Chuck Norris’ left arm

There, a balanced ticket.

[uncitizen]

Guess we can bring those 30,000 troops home ahead of schedule now.

[wastedyears]

When insurgent snipers see Chuck Norris through their scopes, he looks at them. When they take their view off the scope, Chuck Norris is standing right in front of them. He then proceeds to roundhouse them into the next country.

[uncitizen]

If Osama bin Laden ever sets eyes on Chuck Norris, he’ll stop believing in Allah and start believing in Chuck Norris.

[pgyanke]

Chuck has a nightlight. It’s a matter of courtesy... the dark’s afraid of him.

[Argus]

“Thank you, Chuck Norris.”

- Vince Vaughan, DODGEBALL

[Danae]

Chuck! In Iraq!~

Al Qaeda, you better get the hell back to Iran FAST, Chuck is gonna kick your ass...