Closed casket??
“Closed casket??”
Yeah, but she’s still in one of the adjoining rooms waiting for burial. She always was a big fan of James Brown...but the air-conditioning bills are killing me; and if I hear “Popcorn, Part II” played one more time on her iPod, I’ll leave her for good.
Might take Southwest and wear one of my old German-made Speedos and flip-flops and see if I can make the news too.