Comments already posted on Internet messageboards include:
"I have just fallen off my chair laughing at this and I suspect a lot of celebrities and other readers will also. Who said there is no such thing as natural justice?"
"Falling off a Segway doesn't make you an idiot, but calling someone an idiot for doing so and then doing the same yourself does make you an idiot."
“Who said there is no such thing as natural justice?”
Liberals.
Liberals believe in NO CONSEQUENCES. This man needs to be compensated for the natural consequences at the expense of others with a Segway tax.