[governmentstillsucks]

This is the first day of September. What a perfect occasion to unveil FR's latest creature of parody: Ben O' Rourke. Some of you may recognize him.




Hey, look, I'm just a guy watchin' yer back, m'mkay? I'm not some ideologue or pundit, a'right? Not a pundit. I do what I do.

Look, I'm here for the folks--got it? That's you guys, and gals, and transgendered--'cuz I'm OK with that. No judgments here.

Look, you want to get out of this Free Republic hate speech kind of thing, OK? Don't ideologue things; it isn't how you want to live your life. You got it? The far-right ideologues on the Net are always sayin, "Yeah, yeah. You know, kill all the immigrants, deport 'em." It's nonsense. Complete nonsense.

Meanwhile, MEANWHILE, the oil companies are gougin' you. They are. They're gouging. How much is gas now, like $4.47 a gallon?

I mean, c'mon! Lenny in Kansas just wants to lay concrete. That's what he does. Think HE cares about politics or "economic theory?" Lenny's doin' good just to get to work every day. Ya got it, all you oil company pinheads?

And just to mention, the O'Rourke air fresheners, dream catchers, and "Be A Good Guy" T-shirts are still available on Benorourke DOT com.

[sauropod]

Not a bad parody.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Blustering blowhard...LMAO!

[SunkenCiv]

(It’s the ecomony, stupid!)

s/b

(It’s the ecomopy, stumid!)

[HKMk23]

Dude. That’s, like, SCARY convincing. You do a wicked BOR.