As I hinted in the first comment, look for one outstanding line.
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I got it the first time, I just thought the line was perfectly obvious and still not original.
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To Lonesome:
Ditto on the line, “Does anyone know who this man is?”
To dighton:
I, too, was confused; I thought you were soliciting wisecracks.
Ground rules and assumptions: Default position: Lacking evidence to the contary, assume that the vast majority of freepers “get it”.