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Thanks for the link! I love that song, and that is version I remember. Here's a payback...

The keyboard has been drinking;
   My modem is asleep.
And the flat screen’s gone back back to Taiwan,
   And the CPU has to take a leak.
My cables need a haircut.
   And the scanner looks like a prison break
And the mouse pad's out of cigarettes,
   And my Buddy List is on the make.
And the keyboard has been drinking,
   The keyboard has been drinking,
Not me!

The keyboard has been drinking.
   And you can't find your help desk,
Even with a Geiger counter.
   And she hates you and your cube farm,
And you just can't get fixed without her.
   And the intern’s blind in one eye,
And he can't see out of the other.
   And the network geek's got a hearing aid,
And he showed up with his mother.
   And the keyboard has been drinking,
The keyboard has been drinking,
   The keyboard has been drinking,
Not me!

And HR is this Sumo wrestler,
Cream puff Casper milk-toaste.
And pointy-haired boss is a mental midget,
With the I.Q. of a fencepost.

The keyboard has been drinking,
And the cooling fan’s on fire.
And the set-up docs were fooling,
And the help-line has retired.

And the keyboard has been drinking,
The keyboard has been drinking,
The keyboard has been drinking,
Not me!

-----Thanks to Tom Waits