How does Paris Hilton change a lightbulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”
This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel. As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all the others. I knew my friend had no daughters or young relatives, so I figured he must like the dolls himself.
Bill, I said going up to him, I didnt know you were a collector!
Im not, he replied.
Oh, I said, Youre buying a gift, then.
No, not at all, my friend responded.
If you dont mind my asking then Bill, I said, Why are you standing in this line?
Oh that, he answered. Its like this, my friend stated, . . .”Ive never been able to resist a barbie queue!
Did you hear about the guy who gave narcotics to seagulls?
He left no tern unstoned.