He got his dog and gave the vendor a $20 and waited. And waited. And waited.
Finally he said, "I want change!"
The vendor replied, "Change comes from within..."
Ping to make my nephew crack up.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer, plunking down a $20 bill. The bartender serves him a pint, takes the $20 to the register and thinking, “Gorilla’s can’t be too smart,” returns with $6 in change, then walks away. A little later the barman saunters over offering a little conversation:
“You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here...”
To which the gorilla replies:
“I would think not, what with $14 pints!”