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Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter
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To: devolve; The Spirit Of Allegiance
Lol, good thread, thanks Spirit
devolve, you like PUNS!!
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posted on
08/22/2007 9:17:34 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: Old Sarge
FUNEX?
SVFX
FUNEM?
SVFM
OK IL F M N X
To: VA Voter
Shopping centers are boring. When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.
To: Lucky9teen
I’ll rate that one as a baby pun. It’s only half groan.
164
posted on
08/22/2007 9:24:05 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
They asked Sir Lancelot why he always killed during darkness. He said: “Haven’t you ever heard of the dead of the knight?”
165
posted on
08/22/2007 9:26:59 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: ladtx
I’ve seen bad poetry in my time, but that one’s even verse.
166
posted on
08/22/2007 9:27:56 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: elephantlips
Have you any eggs?
Yes, we have eggs
Have you any ham?
Yes, we have ham
Ok, I’ll have ham and eggs!
LOL!
167
posted on
08/22/2007 9:28:11 PM PDT
by
yorkie
To: VA Voter
I used to kiss my girlfriend on the lips. But its all over now.
168
posted on
08/22/2007 9:34:23 PM PDT
by
Lawgvr1955
(You can never have too much cowbell !!)
To: null and void
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer, plunking down a $20 bill. The bartender serves him a pint, takes the $20 to the register and thinking, “Gorilla’s can’t be too smart,” returns with $6 in change, then walks away. A little later the barman saunters over offering a little conversation:
“You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here...”
To which the gorilla replies:
“I would think not, what with $14 pints!”
169
posted on
08/22/2007 9:35:18 PM PDT
by
GregoryFul
(how'd that get there?)
To: Enterprise
You have burdened me with joust too much information!
170
posted on
08/22/2007 9:35:45 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
What do you call an obstetrician and a coroner who are friends? A paradox.
171
posted on
08/22/2007 9:40:06 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: Tazlo
Being a baker is easy, you make a lot of dough with the yeast effort.
172
posted on
08/22/2007 9:40:57 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: capt. norm
Pavlov was a ding-a-ling.
173
posted on
08/22/2007 9:42:38 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
One knight was a real rascal. He would raid the neighboring knight’s Kingdom of History and steal his assistants. He said he was only taking pages out of history.
174
posted on
08/22/2007 9:45:17 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: VA Voter
Hear about the Japanese athiest?
He didn’t believe in Godzilla.
To: Political Junkie Too
Pat: I've got a 1957 Henway for sale.
Mike: What's a Henway?
Pat: About two pounds.
176
posted on
08/22/2007 9:48:17 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: Enterprise
Why were knights always getting parking tickets for their horses? They would leave them in the Camelot.
177
posted on
08/22/2007 9:48:17 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: Blogger
Yes. Poor Michael Vick is being hounded by the press.
178
posted on
08/22/2007 9:50:02 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: Enterprise; Rennes Templar; MinuteGal; LexBaird
Ah, chivalry!
And were it the days of old,
I’d be bold,
I’d brave
from such a knave
to save those pages.
Who knows? Some might be sages.
179
posted on
08/22/2007 9:52:14 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Rennes Templar
"They would leave them in the Camelot."It seems that the tickets reached their weekly peak on Wednesday - otherwise known as humpday.
180
posted on
08/22/2007 9:52:33 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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