[guppas]

I wish these dumb ass scientists would quit telling me what I should and shouldn’t be doing and invent no calorie bacon! It’s easy to say the consumer is ignorant - that must be the problem. And, you can always get more grant money to study it! Where’s the no calorie cream cheese?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Where’s the no calorie cream cheese?

Right here!

And not only is this photo no-calorie, it's free!