Posted on 08/22/2007 10:28:06 AM PDT by domeika
I got her trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of cold Bud Lights while I chill on the La-Z-Boy watching the Nationals game on the plasma. Here's a funny: After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name really, really slowly and blow it right in her face. "Oh my God that is so gross!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny snorting noise and goes to get us both another beer. Man, I love being married. Her hair smells like kitty litter and nachos and bad domestic wiretapping law....
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
HEY!!!
pass on of those over here, will ya.....
reach to the bottom and make sure its a cold one thx
YIKES!
On the one hand, M0rf0rd deserves a visit from the Men in Black ...
On the other hand, he’s a fine example of what the Left, in their heart of hearts, truly think. He writes that stuff, because a) he has a filthy mind and b) he thinks filthy minded leftists will find it amusing. And he’s probably correct.
I don’t mind a repost.
The news section moves quickly and threads dissappear in an hour or so. Some people may not have seen this thread before it dissappears.
If I see a repost, I simply pass it by if I have already read it. I don’t try to make myself out to be a wannabe moderator.
I’d bet he’d let one soak until the swelling went down.
LLS
“They are too thick. Some taste like tree bark and walnuts mixed in cold coffee.”
Can’t argue that. On the other hand, some are excellent. It really is a matter of taste, but that’s sorta my point. Light beer does not have any. And again, the fact that you are drinking them all day with nothing happening — what’s the point? If you want something that has taste and can give you a buzz, find a real beer. If just want something to drink, water is as good as a light beer and has less calories.
Not to sound like an ass, but you really should try one of everything out there. You might be surprised and, what the hell, it’s not like you’re gonna get to come back and get a second chance after you die. Better go for it now.
Typical Liberal. No class, no manners, no restraint. A mean spirited pathetic loser.
You have to excuse the boy, Morford.
He’s jealous of her looks and has difficulty overcoming the fact that she has breasts and he does not.
That was my first thought as well.
Sure, Jenna and Barbara had a couple of unflattering media moments when Bush was first elected (for behaving in a fashion that many of us who post here could easily relate to) but, as far as I can tell, they have both kept their noses clean and stayed out of trouble for the last several years.
Even if this HAS been written about Chelsea, it’s just not funny.
We shouldn’t be calling to censor him. We should prop him up high for everyone to see exactly what the democratic base looks like:
“”This is what you voted for last November””
LOL They struck the motherload!
Once again, Moford isn’t talking about Jenna Bush.
He’s talking about us.
He wants everyone to believe conservatives are illiterate trash; perhaps, in his limited “circle” of “buddies,” they also believe this crap.
This is the elitist view, once that is shared by many in politics, media, among the ultra-rich, the “arts” and entertainment.
That’s why he has a soapbox. We can take comfort in knowing his ignorance is his bliss, but that’s probably the only joy he has in life.
Can’t slap him, or you get an assult charge which will cost you all your firearms .Thanks to Lautencadaver
Men don’t Belch in San Fagcisco let alone date Women.
Pray for W and Our Troops
Let’s face it, she’s about the only balance that SFGate has.
This is over the top nasty even for Morford. You’d think he’d have some hesitation about showing how miserable he is on such a regular basis.
Unlike the child of a certain Dem Presidential candidate and former Vice President.
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