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Aussie learns Yanks’ ways on the fort
Sierra Vista Herald/Review ^ | Bill Hess

Posted on 08/20/2007 5:28:08 PM PDT by SandRat

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To: John Leland 1789
No arguments from me on that one. Three hours of running around and a scoreless tie. Yeah, sign me up. NOT!

Besides, Euro-weenies like it so it naturally sucks.

21 posted on 08/20/2007 5:57:54 PM PDT by Pablo64 (Ask me about my alpacas!)
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To: SandRat

“And, when it comes to hamburgers, which are consumed in his homeland, Sewell said he is amazed on the variety of types of the edible there are in the United States”.

I remember when I was in Australia many years ago, when I would go into their many fish and chip shops, they would have 15 different kinds of fish to go with the chips!


22 posted on 08/20/2007 6:01:43 PM PDT by acoulterfan
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To: John Leland 1789

But when something is accomplished … the stands erupt in riots, mayhem and destruction. Just the opposite of a hockey game. ;-)


23 posted on 08/20/2007 6:01:50 PM PDT by doc1019 (Fred Thompson '08)
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To: Woodman
Alice Springs, that’s where they race boats with no bottoms down a dry riverbed right?

The Todd river boat races.

Both of these pictures were taken about 30 years ago. The first one was the Todd river camel race that happens the same time the boat race happens.

The second one was taken when there is water (usually once a year) in the river...for some reason, the aborigines always know when the rain is coming, everyone else know because they saw them moving.

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24 posted on 08/20/2007 6:04:54 PM PDT by txroadkill ( http://iraqstar.org)
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To: txroadkill
Yes when I was there they were fond of telling us that the race had to be canceled several times due to high water levels.
25 posted on 08/20/2007 6:13:32 PM PDT by Woodman ("One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives." PW)
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To: SandRat
First and foremost, he says, Australians do not drink Foster’s beer.

Sorry. I've watched Australians down enough Foster's to float a battleship...and then head out to hit the bars!

26 posted on 08/20/2007 6:15:06 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (I'm agnostic on evolution, but sit ups are from Hell!)
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To: doc1019

Soccer seems to be the choicest sport of nations that are full of socialist dingbats, who prove to be pretty violent people when they worship (it is literal worship, in my view). Their god is a god of public violence, evidently.

Yes, I know this is considered hate speech.


27 posted on 08/20/2007 6:20:13 PM PDT by John Leland 1789
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To: SandRat

Who’s his dad a gunsmith for? I thought Australians weren’t allowed to own guns.


28 posted on 08/20/2007 6:22:02 PM PDT by buckeye49
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To: SandRat

I was an American stationed in Austrailia. See my profile.

Things American say that get funny looks or slaps from Australians:

“May I have a napkin?”

“This place smells like tuna!”

Whoa! You’re really tarted up tonight!”

“I’m ok... I just fell on my fanny”

Things Aussies have asked or said that got me confused or my dander up:

“Hey, mate, gimmie a fag.” or “Let’s go have a fag.”

“Are you pissed?” (My reply, “No, I’m a happy drunk.”)

Also, if a South Australian waves his hand in front of his face, do NOT wave back. He is not waving at YOU.


29 posted on 08/20/2007 6:31:48 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Woodman

Coopers Real Ale works great too (not the crap they sell in the US now.) I used to get it here in the US (early 80’s) in returnable bottles. Never did get around to returning them but I gladly would have.


30 posted on 08/20/2007 6:33:51 PM PDT by Sterlis (My brain is full.....)
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To: buckeye49
Who’s his dad a gunsmith for? I thought Australians weren’t allowed to own guns.

That's a myth - while Australia does have some fairly restrictive laws on guns (universal licencing and registration among them) Australians can certainly own firearms - and a large number do.

Basically you have to have the right licence for your weapons, and while it's quite easy to get a licence for a basic longarm, semi-automatics and hand guns require higher level licences, which though they are obtainable, take more effort to acquire. A fully automatic licence is possible, but difficult to get.

31 posted on 08/20/2007 6:41:39 PM PDT by naturalman1975 ("America was under attack. Australia was immediately there to help." - John Winston Howard)
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To: SandRat
Cool article... but one thing, Americans also call flip-flops "thongs"... at least we did as kids
32 posted on 08/20/2007 6:45:25 PM PDT by tophat9000 (My 2008 grassroots Republican platform: Build the fence, enforce the laws, and win the damm WAR!)
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To: Woodman
Alice Springs, that’s where they race boats with no bottoms down a dry riverbed right?

Yep - the Henley-On-Todd Regatta.

33 posted on 08/20/2007 6:46:15 PM PDT by naturalman1975 ("America was under attack. Australia was immediately there to help." - John Winston Howard)
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To: saganite

Why would they drink Canadian beer? Not there’s anything wrong with that.


34 posted on 08/20/2007 6:46:54 PM PDT by babaloo999 (Liberals say they're "Progressive". So is cancer.-------------------they're, their, whatever)
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To: babaloo999

That would be the Yank version I’m referring to.


35 posted on 08/20/2007 6:49:11 PM PDT by babaloo999 (Liberals say they're "Progressive". So is cancer.-------------------they're, their, whatever)
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To: naturalman1975

Well, that’s a relief. I’ll have to tell my oldest son. That’s the only thing he has against Australia! :) Thanks for clearing that up.


36 posted on 08/20/2007 6:54:00 PM PDT by buckeye49
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To: naturalman1975
I just have to do it...


37 posted on 08/20/2007 7:26:01 PM PDT by Woodman ("One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives." PW)
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To: Hazcat

Also from PA and just a year younger.....and I know what thongs he was talking about.


38 posted on 08/20/2007 7:26:11 PM PDT by trimom
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
both Australia and the United States are nearly similar in size, “if you cut off Washington (state) and some of the Northeast.”

Sounds like a good start. My proposal calls for everything east of the Hudson, King county, WA, and San Francisco and Alemeda counties, CA.

39 posted on 08/20/2007 8:08:31 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: saganite
Correct! Fosters is for tourists. VB (Victoria Bitters) is real beer.

But Speights (southern NZ) is the realest of all.

40 posted on 08/20/2007 8:27:07 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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