Posted on 08/20/2007 5:28:08 PM PDT by SandRat
FORT HUACHUCA — If England and America are two countries separated by a common language as George Bernard Shaw once said, the same is true of Australia and America.
Just ask Australian Army Capt. Tony Sewell.
One day while relaxing with some American friends, the 28-year-old officer mentioned he was going to put on his thongs.
The comment elicited some raised eyebrows and pointed comments about why Sewell would want to put on the skimpy item meant for the most private of parts.
Of course, what the captain meant to impart “to the mates,” he was going to wear flip-flops, shower shoes, things on his feet.
Sewell’s arrival at the fort less than a month ago, continues the 11th Signal Brigade’s Australian connection.
For nearly two decades a soldier of the Australian Army has been assigned to the brigade for a year-long stint.
But first, the officers go to Fort Gordon, Ga., where they train at the Signal Corps Center for about six months before arriving at the Southern Arizona Army post.
This is the first time the captain has been to the United States and “it’s been a bit of a cultural shock,” he said.
The shock began almost immediately after he stepped off the commercial flight and he had to rent a car to get to his apartment in Savannah.
“We drive on the correct side of the road (the left) and from the right side of a vehicle,” he said.
Left side of the road driving is done in 74 nations or areas, mostly by members of the Commonwealth of Nations, previously called the British Commonwealth or former British colonies, while 166 nations or areas drive on the right side of a highway, with the steering wheel being on the left in a vehicle.
But, he has learned to stay right while driving in the states which is good because during his trip from Fort Gordon to Fort Huachuca he took the long way going though Nashville, Memphis, Chicago and across the northern portion of America, before heading south to Arizona.
The difference of food
But it wasn’t only the culture of driving differently that Sewell experienced.
“Your food is really different,” the captain noted.
Saying he isn’t a barbecue type of person, he admitted that type of food “kind of grew on me.”
And, when it comes to hamburgers, which are consumed in his homeland, Sewell said he is amazed on the variety of types of the edible there are in the United States.
In Australia a hamburger is basically a patty on a roll with condiments.
But, in the United States “you can go in and can have 15 different variations,” the captain said.
He has visited the local Australia-themed Outback Steakhouse, an American restaurant chain he calls “pretend Australia.” First and foremost, he says, Australians do not drink Foster’s beer.
However, he has visited the local Outback a couple of times.
And, when it comes to food, Sewell is a little picky about consuming seafood.
“I have a rule. If I can’t see the sea, I won’t eat seafood,” the captain said.
A native of Melbourne, Sewell is a graduate of the Australian Royal Military College, which he attended for 18 months and was commissioned a first lieutenant, pronounced left-tenant. He also has a business degree from Monash University in his hometown.
Now that he has completed the Satellite Network Controller Course at Fort Gordon, his job with the 11th is as the brigade’s satellite officer.
In his brigade office, Sewell’s slouch hat, officially the khaki fur felt hat, most famous for having one of the brims up with a unit badge, hung from a cabinet. On one wall as a map of Australia.
“I’ve meant to bring in an Australian flag,” he said.
Aussie Army not large
Australia’s Army is small, only 27,000 active duty soldiers and another 23,000 in the Reserves, Sewell said.
That means the Australian equivalent to the American Army’s Signal Corps is also diminutive, he said.
The Royal Australian Signals doesn’t have the capability of the American Signal Corps, the captain said, noting when it comes to land mass size of the two nations both Australia and the United States are nearly similar in size, “if you cut off Washington (state) and some of the Northeast.”
Australia’s land mass is about 3 million square miles while the United States is slightly more than 3.7 million.
And, Australia’s population is much less, 21 million compared to America’s 300 million.
Currently, the Australian Army has two satellite systems, which is far less than the 11th Signal Brigade has, Sewell said.
However, the experience he and other Australian exchange officers have received during the past 20 years of going to Fort Gordon and then a spending year with the 11th Signal Brigade helps his nation stay on top of developing technology and that provides a heads up when newer equipment is fielded by the Australian Army, Sewell said.
Preparing for Iraq duty
As the 11th is preparing to deploy to Iraq, so is Sewell.
As a member of the brigade’s command staff, he will be part of the first contingent that will leave the fort sometime in early October.
As the unit’s satellite officer, he will help establish a network for when other members of the brigade, primarily the 40th Expeditionary Signal Battalion, deploy in late October or early November. It is expected the brigade’s next presence in Iraq will total about 800 soldiers.
Currently, the brigade’s 86th Signal Battalion is in Iraq serving a 15-month tour, which was extended from 12 months. They are expected to return to Arizona in November.
The upcoming deployment of the brigade headquarters and the 40th is expected to last 15 months.
Once Sewell deploys to Iraq, he will be under the direct control of the Australian contingent, which has its headquarters in the same area where the 11th’s headquarters will be located.
He will have to comply with his nation’s rules of engagement, even though he is an exchange officer with an American unit, the captain said.
When it comes to going out on convoys with the 11th, the Australian commander in Iraq will have to approve it, Sewell said.
Australia is one of the United States’ strongest allies, having provided combat forces in Vietnam and during the first Gulf War. The country also was part of the fighting coalition in Afghanistan and during the second conflict in Iraq.
And, since he will be in Iraq when his year’s tour with the brigade is over, his replacement will take over his position with the 11th in Iraq and return with the brigade to Arizona when the deployment ends, to complete the yearlong tour on Fort Huachuca, he said.
The Americanization
of Sewell
However, before he deploys, Sewell wants to become a little more Americanized.
He claims to have more of an American accent in his speech, something Sewell said will bring him teasing when he returns home to Australia.
The captain also said he is starting to understand some American sports.
To him, though, baseball is slow.
As far as American football Sewell said he doesn’t understand the object of moving the ball forward, which is not how rugby is played.
Before he deploys, he is hoping to go to a couple of professional or college football games to understand, what he considers strange rules of play.
He has learned to “love” ice hockey, having seen it played before arriving in Arizona.
Sewell plays soccer, enjoys golfing “and misses cricket.”
The latter takes much longer than baseball with matches lasting days.
As baseball is confusing to non-Americans, so is cricket to Americans.
“It’s difficult to explain the game,” Sewell said.
He also enjoys skiing and has had a chance to experience snowboarding since he arrived in the United States.
As for other forms of relaxing, the captain said, “I’m into music.”
An accomplished banjo player, which he started learning when he was 5 or 6, and playing the trumpet, which he began four years ago, Sewell said he has learned to appreciate modern country and western music.
“Until I got here (to America) I hated country music. But I now like the new stuff,” he said.
Before he departs for Iraq, the bachelor will be visited by his parents.
Dad, Mark, is a gunsmith, and mom, Gayle, is a lab technician.
They have an experience waiting for them once he picks them up in Los Angles.
The holiday trip includes a trip to San Francisco, then through the California wine country, on to Yosemite, down to Las Vegas then to the Grand Canyon before coming to Sierra Vista.
Of course, Sewell will be behind the wheel of the car, driving on the right side of the road from the left side of the vehicle.
One wonders if at the beginning mom and dad will have their eyes wide open, or closed, as they ask their son if he has gone “bonkers” by driving on the wrong side of the road.
Welcome to America, Mr. and Mrs. Sewell.
Herald/Review senior reporter Bill Hess can be reached at 515-4615 or by e-mail at bill.hess@svherald.com.
Besides, Euro-weenies like it so it naturally sucks.
“And, when it comes to hamburgers, which are consumed in his homeland, Sewell said he is amazed on the variety of types of the edible there are in the United States”.
I remember when I was in Australia many years ago, when I would go into their many fish and chip shops, they would have 15 different kinds of fish to go with the chips!
But when something is accomplished … the stands erupt in riots, mayhem and destruction. Just the opposite of a hockey game. ;-)
The Todd river boat races.
Both of these pictures were taken about 30 years ago. The first one was the Todd river camel race that happens the same time the boat race happens.
The second one was taken when there is water (usually once a year) in the river...for some reason, the aborigines always know when the rain is coming, everyone else know because they saw them moving.
Sorry. I've watched Australians down enough Foster's to float a battleship...and then head out to hit the bars!
Soccer seems to be the choicest sport of nations that are full of socialist dingbats, who prove to be pretty violent people when they worship (it is literal worship, in my view). Their god is a god of public violence, evidently.
Yes, I know this is considered hate speech.
Who’s his dad a gunsmith for? I thought Australians weren’t allowed to own guns.
I was an American stationed in Austrailia. See my profile.
Things American say that get funny looks or slaps from Australians:
“May I have a napkin?”
“This place smells like tuna!”
Whoa! You’re really tarted up tonight!”
“I’m ok... I just fell on my fanny”
Things Aussies have asked or said that got me confused or my dander up:
“Hey, mate, gimmie a fag.” or “Let’s go have a fag.”
“Are you pissed?” (My reply, “No, I’m a happy drunk.”)
Also, if a South Australian waves his hand in front of his face, do NOT wave back. He is not waving at YOU.
Coopers Real Ale works great too (not the crap they sell in the US now.) I used to get it here in the US (early 80’s) in returnable bottles. Never did get around to returning them but I gladly would have.
That's a myth - while Australia does have some fairly restrictive laws on guns (universal licencing and registration among them) Australians can certainly own firearms - and a large number do.
Basically you have to have the right licence for your weapons, and while it's quite easy to get a licence for a basic longarm, semi-automatics and hand guns require higher level licences, which though they are obtainable, take more effort to acquire. A fully automatic licence is possible, but difficult to get.
Yep - the Henley-On-Todd Regatta.
Why would they drink Canadian beer? Not there’s anything wrong with that.
That would be the Yank version I’m referring to.
Well, that’s a relief. I’ll have to tell my oldest son. That’s the only thing he has against Australia! :) Thanks for clearing that up.
Also from PA and just a year younger.....and I know what thongs he was talking about.
Sounds like a good start. My proposal calls for everything east of the Hudson, King county, WA, and San Francisco and Alemeda counties, CA.
But Speights (southern NZ) is the realest of all.
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