Same with the Methodists.
Cannibal Tribe Apologises For Eating Methodists
Before you know it, the Japanese will be apologizing to the Chinese.
Before you know it, the Macedonians will be apologizing to the Persians.
Well, I am sorry too. I did not eat any Methodists, but I am a Anabaptist so I have been tempted. And I have not pillaged anything in Ireland, but I would love to go there one day. So...anybody I offended. Ah shoot,forget about it.
I apologize to all the Vikings I have pillaged and the Irish I have plundered and the cannibals I have starved and the missionaries I have led astray. Apologizing sure makes my humdrum modern life seem interesting. I think I’ll apologize some more......
I’m sorry, so sorry for invading your territory and eating your porridge and stealing your magic beans. I sincerely regret toppling your towers and trampling your tomatoes and teasing your tabby cat. Please forgive me for alliteration and making up stories and typing too late at night....