I apologize to all the Vikings I have pillaged and the Irish I have plundered and the cannibals I have starved and the missionaries I have led astray. Apologizing sure makes my humdrum modern life seem interesting. I think I’ll apologize some more......
I’m sorry, so sorry for invading your territory and eating your porridge and stealing your magic beans. I sincerely regret toppling your towers and trampling your tomatoes and teasing your tabby cat. Please forgive me for alliteration and making up stories and typing too late at night....
Well, I for one will not apologize!
After all, I’m descended from a Viking who settled in County Kerry around 800 A.D., so I’m glad he settled in Ireland. (Athough I hereby disclaim any and all pillaging he may have been engaged in while there)