Blah, blah, blah.
Yet another "argument-ending" FR claim that is completely incapable of substantiation.
Luckily for America, 99% of DC residents (including the thousands who staff the Pentagon) are not candyasses like your relative.
Oh really. And just how many job situations have you been in where your “boss” instructed you to write goodbye letters to your loved ones before you left, because the chances of you coming back were not good? And no, it was not a military exercise.
Oh, no. I have sixty relatives who know far more than you or I could ever know . . . they're like totally in the inner circle and all that, and they all say that the terrorists have recruited space aliens to come down from outer space and mate with Christian women and turn everyone Muslim. They take this so seriously they all moved to the Yukon Territories.
So there.