Oh, no. I have sixty relatives who know far more than you or I could ever know . . . they're like totally in the inner circle and all that, and they all say that the terrorists have recruited space aliens to come down from outer space and mate with Christian women and turn everyone Muslim. They take this so seriously they all moved to the Yukon Territories.
So there.
Brilliant use of a RonPaul2008 campaign press release in a humorous context!