[JenB]

So you’re the final authority on what occult practice work?

Could you please read the books and tell me why my spells keep going wrong? I use “scourgify” on the dishes but they don’t seem to get any cleaner.

[Cymbaline]

Maybe you should be using of Mrs. Skower’s All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover.

[Corin Stormhands]

I’ve been screaming “reducio” at the bathroom scales for years...