I would argue that you just haven't lived until you've seen a banana slug fight. Once they're dropped into the ring together, the tension is palpable as they ooze slime and slowly crawl aimlessly, extending and retracting their eye stalks. Eventually they bump into each other, and then the action gets really hot as they gulp air through their pneumostomes and continue to ooze slime as they wander aimlessly about looking for decaying vegetation as the crowd watches intently, eating their Doritos with strains of Pink Floyd playing in the background....
