Posted on 07/13/2007 6:49:24 PM PDT by West Coast Conservative
Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.
"I heard of this but I have no specific knowledge on the subject," he said. He refused to give further details.
Recently, Iran has increased its efforts in combating espionage by the West. The use of rodents has not been documented in the past.
Not bad for just two posts, I gotta say, lol!
: )
Following the verdict, they stewed the spies in coriander, cardamom and tomatoes. They were pronouned “guilty, but delicious.”
Thanks to a special emailer for this original link:
http://www1.irna.ir/fa/news/view/menu-151/8604155760160419.htm
... and thanks to another special emailer for this special video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97lH0-tuuWE
“Iran test Ali Z28 missile”
Note: The following blog entry is a quote:
http://www.thememriblog.org/turkey/blog_personal/en/2170.htm
Islamist Turkish Daily Yeni Safak: Iran Captures 14 “Israeli Spy Squirrels”
The Turkish Islamist daily and mouthpiece of the ruling AKP party Yeni Safak reported that, according to Irans official news agency IRNA, Iranian police has captured 14 spy squirrels equipped with modern technology including GPS units, cameras, and listening devices.
The report said that the squirrels that were trained for espionage and information-gathering, are believed to be sent to Iran by Israel.
Source: Yeni Safak, Turkey, July 16, 2007; Also see the original on IRNA, Iran http://www1.irna.ir/fa/news/view/menu-151/8604155760160419.htm .
Posted at: 2007-07-16
Related Link:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1865875/posts
“Israeli Spy Squirrels”
Israeli News/YNET News | 07/13/07 | Dudi Cohen
Posted on 07/14/2007 5:55:19 AM PDT by nanook
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