Akenaten is believed to have had Marfan Syndrome (Abe Lincoln Disease).
GGG Ping.
Who did Tut most resemble? His daddy or his mummy?
I have a dog named Helen...
Whose your daddy?
As is the tradition on all Tut threads....
King Tut. King Tut.)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he’d see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut)
How’d you get so funky?
(Funky Tut)
Did you do the monkey?
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
King Tut)
Now if I’d known they’d line up just to see him
I’d have taken all my money and bought me a museum.
(King Tut)
Buried with a donkey.
(King Tut)
He’s my favorite honky
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
King Tut)
(Tut! Tut!)
Dancing by the Nile!
(Disco Tut! Tut!)
The ladies love his style!
(Boss Tut! Tut!)
Walkin’ for a mile.
(Rockin’ Tut! Tut!)
He ate a crocodile.
(Oooooh, wah-ooooh)
He gave his life for tourism.
You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy” —Bill Clinton, looking at “Juanita,” a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum
That Beetlejuice is such a joker!Who’s your Mummy?
ping.
"Ah did not have sexual relations with that woman, Queen Nefertiti.."
Years ago, I got to see the Splendors of Ancient Egypt traveling exhibit at the Phoenix Art Museum, and really got the giggles looking at one of their ancient coffins.
The sides of the wooden coffin were painted in broad red and white stripes, and the inside of the lid over the face of the mummy was painted dark blue, with white dots depicting the stars in the night sky.
When opened, it bore a striking resemblance to an American flag, and thus my laughter.
Obviously, that time machine half worked, at least.
I inhale the sweet breath that comes from your mouth
I contemplate your beauty every day.
It's my desire to hear your lovely voice
like the north wind's whiff.
Love will rejuvenate my limbs.
Give me your hands that hold your soul,
I shall embrace and live by it.
Call me by name again, again, forever,
and never will it sound without response.
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One of my dogs is named Rameses. The other four have normal dog names. ;)
Heck. My dog’s named Max, and I didn’t even give it to him — the Rescue organization put that moniker on him. I feel so COMMON! ;^)