It gets better: Later in the article when Baucus is discussing his goal of ridding Montana of drugs, he says, "Sure, it's a pipe-dream."
You just can't make this stuff up.
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To: Montana Headlines
In other news, Sen. Max Baucus, D-Mont promised to stop mixing his metaphors.
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07/07/2007 10:24:58 PM PDT by
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Apologies to the Gazette — it should have been made clear that the title of this post was a send-up, and not the original title.
The title of the Gazette article was “Baucus vows spirited fight against drugs.”
To: Montana Headlines
--"mongooselike tenacity"-- What a weasel!
8 posted on
07/07/2007 10:45:20 PM PDT by
rfp1234
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10 posted on
07/07/2007 10:47:47 PM PDT by
KoRn
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To: Montana Headlines
I suspect at some point he’ll get taken aside and told something to the effect of “Look, the War on Drugs, even the War on Terror is a joke son, just a joke like border security”.
“A lot of guys here aren’t rich like you and need money from those guys down is South America, heck their just selling what the folks want, now let’s go to lunch and talk about that new training center in Missoula you’ve been wanting”.
Will Max stay true?
Tune in next year and we’ll see.
11 posted on
07/07/2007 10:55:15 PM PDT by
investigateworld
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To: Montana Headlines
I’d much rather see that money spent on killing Islamofascists.
15 posted on
07/07/2007 11:23:22 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
To: Montana Headlines
Al Gore III vows spirited fight against drugs; drugs look forward to winning.
24 posted on
07/08/2007 11:11:49 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Al Gore, Jr. and III: Proof positive that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.)
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I’m sure all Libertarians will back law enforcement against recreational drugs.
28 posted on
07/08/2007 11:31:02 AM PDT by
A CA Guy
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To: Montana Headlines
Watch out druggies.......MONGOOSE LIKE TENACITY!!!!
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07/08/2007 2:25:58 PM PDT by
Nate505
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