Posted on 06/27/2007 3:55:05 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
Damn Kyoto Treaty
Was there any Arkies, or Okies in Model T’s headin west towards the Mars Grapes of Wrath areas?
Cynthia McKinney blames it on all the Lunar Rovers.
Ummm...so? Martians used up their carbon points?
Great line.
Opportunity hampered, but spirit is good. :-)
Great pic Norm. (Spirit is the one with the bum wheel.)
Maybe the sandworms will become more active and we will get photos, before they eat the rovers.
OOPs, dang, Thanks!
Wow, I hadn’t seen that before. Thanks for posting it!
Angry Red Planet.
It’s all those SUVs they’re driving around up there.
If they aren’t careful, they’re gonna get Al Gore to come over and shake them up — I mean, after all, the ice caps on Mars are melting. How did that happen without Al’s permission?
Yep, Democrat Global Warming on Mars caused by the Two Mar’s Rovers. No more ridiculous than the propaganda being foisted on Us down here by the Gorericle down here.
JOURNALIST: No one would have believed, in the last years of the
nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds
of space.
No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope
studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered
the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds
immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and
surely, they drew their plans against us.
At midnight on the twelfth of August, a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Mars
and sped towards Earth. Across two hundred million miles of void, invisibly hurtling
towards us, came the first of the missiles that were to bring so much calamity to Earth.
As I watched, there was another jet of gas. It was another missile, starting on its way.
And that’s how it was for the next ten nights. A flare, spurting out from Mars - bright
green, drawing a green mist behind it - a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight. Ogilvy,
the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger. He was convinced there could be no
living thing on that remote, forbidding planet.
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one,” he said.
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still they
come!”
JOURNALIST: Then came the night the first missile approached Earth. It was thought
to be an ordinary falling star, but next day there was a huge crater in the middle of the
Common, and Ogilvy came to examine what lay there: a cylinder, thirty yards across,
glowing hot... and with faint sounds of movement coming from within.
Suddenly the top began moving, rotating, unscrewing, and Ogilvy feared there was a
man inside, trying to escape. he rushed to the cylinder, but the intense heat stopped him
before he could burn himself on the metal.
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one,” he said.
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but they still
come!”
“Yes, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one,” he said.
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but they still come!”
It seems totally incredible to me now that everyone spent that evening as
though it were just like any other. From the railway station came the sound of
shunting trains, ringing and rumbling, softened almost into melody by the distance. It all
seemed so safe and tranquil.
haha...or some nefarious plan of Dick Cheney’s.
Spirit and Opportunity has shown us that the winds on Mars are very, very mild compared to what we had thought. At one time, it was thought that Martian winds might approach tornado strength on occasion.
Now we know there is almost no wind at all on Mars and the dust storms are caused by extremely fine particles of dust and lower gravity. Might block the sun out a little, but nothing else to worry about.
No, Unlike on Earth dust storms on Mars actually heat the planet.
For instance the global dust storm in 2001 actually raised Mars' temperature by 30 degrees
Global Warming of 30* in only one year on Mars caused by a dust storm. Just proves the Global Warming Nuts on Earth are beyond crazy.
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