My hand to God, I am not lying. I’ve used “Muffy Lopez” for more than a decade.
When my sister was away at college, one day she found a fat blond cocker spaniel in her yard. She took the dog to area vets, one of whom recognized her and told my sister her name was Muffy and she belonged to a family named Lopez.
My sister took Muffy back to them, but found Muffy in her front yard a few days later. She concluded that the Lopez family didn’t deserve to own a dog if they weren’t gonna take care of her, so instead of giving Muffy back, she and Muffy went on the lam and ended up crashing at our parents’ house.
My dad and I thought “Muffy Lopez” was the single best name EVER. I’ve used it as a fake name ever since. (Bacon Man can attest - heck, he might even have met the actual Muffy.)
Oh...I trust you on the anecdote.
Signed:
Biff Kerasatovawicz