Posted on 06/27/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT by firehat
GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON
AMERICA’S LAMEST DUCK ©
by Norman Liebmann
Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.
Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.
Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)
George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.
DISORDER FROM OVER THE BORDER
In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.
It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.
There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.
Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.
Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.
From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.
The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.
Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.
Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.
Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.
Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.
It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.
We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.
and this …
Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]
George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.
It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.
Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.
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Fascinating reconstruction of recent history.
Bush never cracked down on the border and it was never a major campaign argument for him.
It was not part of his agenda.
It is the border bots who are being disingenous. Why did you not kick him oout in 2004? It would have been easy to do. he traitorously refused to enforce our nations border for four years? Millions of illegals poured into the country from 2001 - 2004. Why did not the border bots go ballistic in 2004?
Did Bush really change his stripes in 2004 or did border bots just decide to fly into the convenient rage of the time?
Conservatism is on the rise so Buchannanites after 2004 decided it was time to return to their failed policies of the 1990s. The reactionary nativists of the 1990s fought NAFTA tooth and nail and lost. Now they want their payback.
Now we have to read extended reasons why Ron Paul is a good candidate when he is in fact an idiot.
This is going too far.
Anchor babies old enough to enlist? Must be countless thousands of those also!
To whom are you referring? Ramos and Compean - criminals who were caught red-handed?
Breaking the law is how law enforcement people do their jobs?
I totally agree with your analysis.
Good post.
Well of course you do not know how to respond. You are a control freak who wants to throw people who build shelter and grow food into jail, all because you do not like the people they hire to get the job done.
Like Marie Antoinette he is saying of the populace “let them eat cake”
That’s true for this amnesty thing. Bush and his elitist buddies can afford to send their kids to the best private schools, get the best private healthcare with doctors standing by to tend to them, etc. They don’t have to worry about the negative impact that the imported slave class will have on middle-American kids’ education, emergency room care, etc. They’re on their pedestals telling us to “eat cake”. It won’t affect them negatively, and they don’t understand the true consequences, so it’s a non-issue as far as they’re concerned.
There could be no residency papers to fast track if they were merely illegals. Enlisting is not a basis for residency. If papers were there to fast track they already had a basis for and a pending application for residency BEFORE they went to sign up.
“Ah yes the crime of taking a job to clean a toilet, a regular charlie manson that person is.”
If your toilet cleaning guy is an illegal alien, he is a criminal BY DEFINITION.
And it seems to you more evil than charlie manson.
OK, now I know you are on crack. Each and every single week thousands of foreign nationals from all over the world manage to illegally smuggle themselves across our borders. If millions of destitute Mexicans and Central Americans were able to do it how hard do you think it would be for islamic terrorists? How many sleeper cells do you think are inside our country...?
Those Albanians near Fort Dix were simply the tip of the iceberg. After 70 plus run ins with the law over all sorts of traffic violations and several drug busts our DHS claims that they didn't know about their actual plans to wreak havoc at that military base. Man, I feel a whole lot safer now.
>>Internal enforcement has been worse than it was under Clinton.
Says who? Bill Clinton?
No, a lot of people have been saying that. Including Michelle Malkin.
"http://michellemalkin.com/2006/04/20/politically-timed-immigration-raids"
Notices of intent to fine employers:
1997: 865
1999: 417
2000: 178
2001: 100
2003: 162
2004: 3
"As for getting tough on employers, Rubenstein also notes these stunning statistics: “[O]f the 3,064 workforce investigations closed [in 2004], fines were imposed in just 3 (three!) of them – one out of one thousand. By contrast, fines were imposed in about 11 percent of closed investigations in 1997.
Based on my reporting and interviews with ICE agents, I can also tell you that this week’s dog-and-pony show will result in very few of the arrested illegal aliens actually being deported. Despite what the administration claims, “catch and release” is still the order of the day.
Just ask local and federal law enforcement officers in the Galveston, Texas, area, where in January of this year, following a collaborative effort between local police and area ICE agents, some 62 illegal aliens were caught at a day labor site…and released after local open-borders activists from LULAC kicked up a fuss and Washington ordered its local ICE agents to cave in. It happens every day.
More Bush-era catch-and-release background:here and here and here. and here. Must-read from indefatigable deportation analyst Juan Mann here. You want “comprehensive immigration reform?” Then stop talking about making existing problems worse by piling on a new guest worker/amnesty program.
Clean our own house first."
Here's what we've learned: in 2007, we need better post-normalization attention to border security.
With a 24 hour background check for illegals...? Right...
Impaechment is the only solution. The president’s oath of office includes foreign invasion and that’s just what we have here. Allow these 12M to 20M illegals to just waltz right in and steal our country, and the entire third world will be coming in right after them. Remember the muriel boat lift? Castro dumped all his unwanted human trash on us, including emptying his prisons. Mexico is doing exactly the same thing, we’ve become their toxic waste dump, and losing our hospitals, schools, welfare, SSI in the process.
No, impeachment is the only solution. Either GWB goes or all the illegals go, which will it be?
I don’t think anyone wants to throw anyone in jail. It’s not hard.
The people who are supposed to be here stay, the people who aren’t supposed to be here, go and stay gone until they do what it takes to come back legally.
Who cares if the middle class takes it in the shorts? The elite get their imported “slave class”, and isn’t that all that matters?
Yes, I’m afraid you’re right. A lot of old families I’ve known for a long time used to be conservative, but now they’re almost all liberal. The same with my old prep school. Noblesse oblige may be an annoying sort of attitude, but it’s better than what you get these days.
That's an easy one.
This is all about the North American Union. The NAU is being done in steps and slow stages so that we're like lobsters as the temperature is raised.
First came NAFTA.
Then we were going to allow their trucks free access to all American roads.
Then there was a blurb the other night that we're going to provide medical services to those hurt on the border or some such.
Then now we're going to provide their planes free access to American air space.
There's also a little blurb in the current "Comprehensive Immigration Reform Bill" that FAST-TRACKS the NAU.
Then there's this border bill.
It's all about erasing any national borders on the North American continent without us pesky voters getting in the way.
That's the reason. Bet on it.
Here's how it works:
ILLEGAL: I want to sign up, ese.
RECRUITER: Great! Are you a US citizen or legal resident?
I: Um, no.
R: Well, you can't fill out an enlistment request unless you are a citizen, a legal resident or a current petitioner for legal status.
I: Oh? What can I do?
R: I would advise you to find an immigration lawyer and have him file a residency petition on your behalf. If you have such a petition pending, you can fill out an enlistment form and we can get started.
A few hours later:
I: OK, ese, I paid the immigration lawyer around the corner $150 bucks and his runner filed the paperwork at the courthouse and I brought you back a notarized copy.
R: Great! Let's get started!
Is this one of those "false dichotomies" you mentioned?
That’ll leave a mark.... ;>P
R: I would advise you to find an immigration lawyer and
have him file a residency petition on your behalf. If you
have such a petition pending, you can fill out an
enlistment form and we can get started.
On what basis would the lawyer file a residency petition? Illegals are illegals because they have no basis to file for residency. (Not because they didn't think to see a lawyer.)
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