Here's how it works:
ILLEGAL: I want to sign up, ese.
RECRUITER: Great! Are you a US citizen or legal resident?
I: Um, no.
R: Well, you can't fill out an enlistment request unless you are a citizen, a legal resident or a current petitioner for legal status.
I: Oh? What can I do?
R: I would advise you to find an immigration lawyer and have him file a residency petition on your behalf. If you have such a petition pending, you can fill out an enlistment form and we can get started.
A few hours later:
I: OK, ese, I paid the immigration lawyer around the corner $150 bucks and his runner filed the paperwork at the courthouse and I brought you back a notarized copy.
R: Great! Let's get started!
R: I would advise you to find an immigration lawyer and have him file a residency petition on your behalf. If you have such a petition pending, you can fill out an enlistment form and we can get started.On what basis would the lawyer file a residency petition? Illegals are illegals because they have no basis to file for residency. (Not because they didn't think to see a lawyer.)