GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON

Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.

Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.

Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)

George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.

In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.

It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.

There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.

Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.

Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.

From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.

The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.

Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.

Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.

Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.

Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.

It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.

We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.

Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]

George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.

It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.

Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.

Well, there is an easy way out that I keep hammering border bots on.

Advocate for the candidate of your choice in 2008. Its not that far away and I would certainly rather have Duncan Hunter than Hillary Clinton.

I simply do not agree with committing political suicide to make a point to the Republican party. There is plenty of time to influence the primary process toward stricter border enforcement.

hating Bush just gets people like me mad and I will happily mess with people who are fixated on bashing the President.

“Our soldiers fight on equal terms”

You know nothing of our military or doctrine. The entire point is to be as unequal as possible, to utterly overwhelm the enemy.

Ah...yes. Look who we have here. It is Dane - looks like he is taking a break from supplying water, food and other amenties to the nation’s new “citizens” at the southern border.

Welcome back, Dane. Without your frequent pro-criminal posts and your blatant open borders lobbying, FR was becoming a boring (and saner) place.

I would urge you to review the Supreme Court opinions that have come down in the past two years.

You have no idea what you are bashing when you say it has made no difference.

Iraq would already be armed to the teeth and aligned with Iran to kill us all if Kerry were President.

The economy would already be suffocating under tax cut repeal and tax increases and universal health care.

Its blind political self indulgence that makes you and your pals spew this nonsense.

If this were true they would stay in Mexico.

This statement shows just how profoundly ignorant you are of the situation. By and large (there are exceptions to every generality), they come to this country for one thing only -- money. The money that they earn and the free government benefits that they get. Health care, education, you name it.

Still generalizing, they believe that the only thing that makes America better than Mexico is that we have more money, and that we got that money by stealing it from Mexico, that Mexico is poor because America stole their lands and their wealth. In fact, when they come to Texas or other parts of the southwest, they don't even think that they have come to America. They think that they are truly still in Mexico because we stole this land from them (Aztlan) and that they are just taking it back back by moving in (Reconquista).

They think that Mexico, its culture and values, are superior in almost every respect and cling to that culture and values, and reject American culture and values. Generally speaking, of course.

' the drama queens of the right.'

LOL!!!

Careful now, you're going to P.O. my inner lesbian and we'll really have a good ole hair pulling fight.

( Good to see ya back ... missed you in a strange sort of way)

Does it really matter who wins or loses anymore? We supposedly "won" in 2000 and 2004, and look what it’s gotten us.

As he/she writes from a keyboard and information system that was not conceiveable 20 years ago.

Oh BTW, are you starving in your miserable existance also.

Probably not, but what the hey it feels so good to whine 24/7.

By the way, along with raping and killing everyone they see in America, illegal immigrants also fight in our armed forces overseas protecting America.

I hope you're not suggesting that they're all the same individuals.
You've identified the one group for whom I would make an exception. The only exception.

Anyone willing to put his life on the line to earn the blessings of liberty and freedom (as opposed to welfare, social programs and "frebies") can be forgiven what is presently a simple misdemeanor.

That narrows the existing illegal population down to around 11,995,000 give or take.

Right. A few weeks ago, I considered Bush the second-worst President in my lifetime (next to Carter), due to his bumbling mismanagement of Iraq, Katrina, support of McCain’s anti-free-speech amendment, etc..

Now, with his arrogrant “little people be damned, I’m gonna get what I want” attitude toward the immigration bill, I consider him *worse* than Carter.

Whether they are kind to their madre and padre back home has little to do with the issue at hand.

Fact is, a fair amount of America’s problems could be solved simply by having fewer people here. Our infrastructure is at a breaking point.

The ones who should go are the ones who have no right to be here in the first place.

As a long time supporter of President Bush.....I can honestly say I think he is really starting to suck big time. His dragging on of the Iraq affair, the unwillingness to do anything substantial regarding Iran and the coming nuclear blackmail/terrorism and this DAMNED AMNESTY bill with our open boarders really PISSES ME OFF!

King Bush the Spineless Duffus has to go soon!

I absolutely do distinguish the moral character of these two groups but it is such distinctions that I hope to retain in this debate.

There are illegals who have made supportive moral decisions. That ought to be the goal in the end.

Should he be taking his eye off the ball now when we are in the most critical period of the WOT in trying to defeat Al-Queda with the surge?

America's soveriegnty is "the ball." If Bush cannot handle both and has to choose, he should shut down the WOT and trying to defeat Al Queda. But I think that a competent president with the right priorities should be able to do both.

I’m sure the cadre will treat you very kindly in thanks for your support.

I care what America will look like for my kids, and I assure you, it will not be the America where you and I grew up.

I want immigrants to come to the USA. We will need them to fund our idiotic social service budget. Somebody is going to have to pay taxes when the baby boom retires.

I want them to be LEGAL immigrants. We’ll deal with those that are here, but I don’t want to give them z-visas that must be issued in 24 hours, that can be renewed indefinitely, that can allow them cross border travel.

I want the border closed NOW. I want serious enforcement and deportation of the immigrants that do not register and seek the path of citizenship. I want those that have overstayed their visas deported and put on a list so they are never allowed entrance again.

I very much admire President Bush. His work reflects a far greater intelligence than that shown by his detractors.

True, but that's no great task (joking).

To be critical of the President is completely understandable and no doubt correct, since no statesman is perfect. To fail to see that this president has stood on principle on virtually every issue, and has thought through even those issues one disagrees with him on, is to fall into the sort of sweeping knee-jerk attack that is typical of leftists rather than conservatives.

The fact is, President Bush has held the line on taxes, on protecting the unborn, on the war on terror, etc., etc., etc., out of principle, forethought and conviction. President Bush could have easily coasted, popularity-wise, on the success of Afghanistan and left Iraq to his successor. President Bush could have pulled an Arnold and gained numerous plaudits from the press for compromising with Democrats on taxes, stem cells, etc.

He hasn't.

The fact is, on immigration President Bush not compromising with Democrats--- he is acting on the same principles he ran on, and that he employed as Governor. I agree he is wrong on this issue, but, (contra Dawkins)it is really is possible to be wrong on one issue (or even more than one--- imagine that!) without being ignorant, stupid, insane or wicked.

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