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GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON
FIREHAT ^ | June 27, 2007 | Norman Liebmann

Posted on 06/27/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT by firehat

GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON

AMERICA’S LAMEST DUCK ©

by Norman Liebmann

Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.

Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.

Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)

George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.

DISORDER FROM OVER THE BORDER

In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.

It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.

There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.

Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.

Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.

From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.

The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.

Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.

Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.

Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.

Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.

It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.

We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.

and this …

Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]

George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.

It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.

Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.

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TOPICS: Government
KEYWORDS: amnesty; classicthread; deathofthegop; destiny; fatalists; georgewbush; vampirebill
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To: oldbrowser
Now the chickens are coming home and there are no simple answers; and everybody is mad at Bush.

UYeah there are. Build the fence, enforce the borders, enforce the laws, stiffen penalties.

161 posted on 06/27/2007 9:57:17 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Proud2b4America

Yeah, he’ll be our new dictator!

Wake up! The POTUS is only has power in foreign policy and SC apptmts. Who is Ron Paul going to nominate to the SC? How will he carry Congress in any meaningful way?

Ron Paul will never be elected. He may keep you from voting Republican, which just increases democrat influence and moves the Republicans further to the left.

But keep marginalizing yourself. Then you can tell all your friends how much better things would be if they weren’t the way the are and how you know better and would never think of being a politician.


162 posted on 06/27/2007 9:57:31 AM PDT by JmyBryan
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To: picard
Potato, Patah-toe.

I was speaking culturally about censorship, not in a merely book sense.

163 posted on 06/27/2007 9:58:10 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: Hostage
Love the way this guy writes, ‘corruption became ambience’ etc.

Firehat IS Norm Liebmann!

164 posted on 06/27/2007 9:58:12 AM PDT by jslade (The beatings well cease when morale improves!)
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To: lonestar67

You can’t possibly be serious. No rational thinking adult American who loves his country could possibly admire George Bush.


165 posted on 06/27/2007 9:59:05 AM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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To: picard
You cannot ZOT a thread just because you do not like what is being said. That is called censorship.

Obviously you have not been here long. It happens all the time just ask Travis McGee. He is highly respected around here and he got the boot for just being Travis McGee.

166 posted on 06/27/2007 9:59:06 AM PDT by Orange1998
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To: over3Owithabrain
Your three year old probably speaks better than El Presidente.

Very classy.

Remember, as to personal attacks, Bush and his country-club cronies have been questioning the patriotism, intelligence, and racism of those opposed to his illegal immigration bill.

Seeing as how groups like the Klan and the Liberty Lobby and people like David Duke and Willis Carto are among the groups opposing the bill, the President can quite safely say that unpatriotic, stupid and racist people are indeed opposing the bill.

The masses of real Americans who he is turning his back on have a right, actually a duty, to respond.

If people have a problem with the President's legislative agenda they can discuss it like adults.

You don’t likey, don’t read.

FR is about discussing issues with intelligence, not brainless screeds and Larry Flynt rationalizations.

FR rolls with the times - regardless of political party - betrayal is betrayal.

Rather than rolling with the times, FR should take a perspective that rises above fads.

I thank God FR is not a sellout like so many Republicans.

One man's "sellout" is another man's pragmatism.

167 posted on 06/27/2007 10:00:06 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: oldbrowser
This problem was manageable 30 years ago but nobody wanted to deal with it. Now the chickens are coming home and there are no simple answers; and everybody is mad at Bush.

I agree that the problem goes back thirty years, at least.

Maybe people would not be so enraged at Bush if he had made an honest attempt to win them over in legitimate debate.

But what Bush did was collude with Kennedy, McCain, and Graham ("we're gonna tell the bigots to jes' shewtUP!") on a "cram down" strategy over the heads of the American people.

Gee...I wonder why people are so p.o.'d

168 posted on 06/27/2007 10:00:11 AM PDT by SergeiRachmaninov
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To: jackv
You can’t possibly be serious. No rational thinking adult American who loves his country could possibly love or be proud of George Bush.
169 posted on 06/27/2007 10:01:11 AM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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To: xDGx
There’s a difference between reality and pollyannaish visions of how law enforcement on the border works.

If "law enforcement" on the border actually means law-breaking in practice, then it is no wonder so many illegally cross the border.

If the guardians of the law don't respect it, why would foreign nationals?

170 posted on 06/27/2007 10:01:53 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: Lijahsbubbe

Build the fence, enforce the borders, enforce the laws, stiffen penalties.

Build the fence, enforce the borders, enforce the laws, stiffen penalties.

Build the fence, enforce the borders, enforce the laws, stiffen penalties.

Seems pretty cut and dried. That is all we are asking for. We don’t need this stupid comprehensive 900 page bill with 300 pages of amendments.

Why all of the behind closed doors work on this bill?


171 posted on 06/27/2007 10:02:01 AM PDT by listenhillary (Conservative that has been mugged by the Republican party)
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To: firehat

I see it as a question of quantity, rather than quality.
We understand the correct protocol:
The public assumes the position, the president and his cronies line up and . . .

“Thank you sir. May I have another?”
BOHICA!

“Thank you sir. May I have another?”
BOHICA!

“Thank you sir . . .

My tail-bone’s getting sore. How many more hosings have the Skull & Bones boys got planned for us?


172 posted on 06/27/2007 10:02:30 AM PDT by tumblindice ("Give us what we want, and we'll go away." George, Arlen, Lindsey, Harry, Teddy, Mitch--Legion)
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To: Cicero

AFAIK George Bush never worked as a roughneck in the oil fields.


173 posted on 06/27/2007 10:02:47 AM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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To: jackv

I think we all still love the guy..but his stubborn
streak, inherited from his Mother, is a key to his
troubles...his reelection affirms his thought, that he
is in charge, right or wrong, and that’s it. My big
regret that was touched on by a previous post...is the
disastrous effect it has put on the future of brother,
Jeb..who is undoubtedly the best of the trio...JK


174 posted on 06/27/2007 10:03:29 AM PDT by sanjacjake
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To: firehat
Very amusing, but he needs to know more Spanglish...it's cojones, not cajones! Caramba! Let's get it correcto for once! Oh, and all must soon get with the Spanish lessons. We'll need them sooner rather than later, thanks to that idiot Bush, the RATs and RINOS in the Senate. I left my Sinator Bennett and strong message he cannot mistake for a kudo for his moronic vote in the Senate. GAG!
175 posted on 06/27/2007 10:04:49 AM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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To: No Blue States

George Bush has earned every ounce of hatred that is coming his way. It would be churlish to deny him what he so justly deserves.


176 posted on 06/27/2007 10:04:52 AM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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To: firehat
"(His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)"

This is a pretty good article but the above statement was uncalled for.

177 posted on 06/27/2007 10:05:56 AM PDT by El Gran Salseron (Taxation WITH representation sucks, TOO!)
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To: firehat
It's a bitter pill to swallow, but somebody had to say it..:)

sw

178 posted on 06/27/2007 10:06:04 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Jarhead1957

::::: P L I N K ::::::

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I’m not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I’m still waiting

I’m through with doubt
There’s nothing left for me to figure out
I’ve paid a price
And I’ll keep paying

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I know you said
Can’t you just get over it
It turned my whole world around
And I kind of like it

I made my bed and I sleep like a baby
With no regrets and I don’t mind sayin’
It’s a sad sad story when a mother will teach her
Daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger
And how in the world can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they’d write me a letter
Sayin’ that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I’m not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I’m still waiting


179 posted on 06/27/2007 10:07:00 AM PDT by RachelFaith
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To: firehat
Some think that President George W. Bush has a fetish for illegal aliens. Whatever, he appears not quite normal, although he might just be too corrupt or evil. How else does one explain his obsession with passing a bill that will hugely damage the US?

Might be easier to say what he is not: President Bush is not compassionate (or he would never ram this bill down our throats), not moral, and not patriotic. A slimy quality, along with a sense of evil has attached to his demeanor.

180 posted on 06/27/2007 10:07:23 AM PDT by apocalypto
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