You obviously haven't been on any ID threads lately. "'Stuck in the Mud' Monkey Worship" was one of the more friendly terms used for evolution.
Forgive me. I am not an advocate of "intelligent design," but a literalist creationist.
Okay. So G-d doesn't "guide" evolution, but evolution "rightly understood" doesn't mean that G-d doesn't actually guide it after all.
So how does G-d "guide" evolution without "guiding" it?