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Judge orders man not to have girlfriend for 3 years
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Posted on 06/14/2007 8:51:23 AM PDT by John Cena
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:51:27 AM PDT
by
John Cena
To: John Cena
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:54:56 AM PDT
by
Ouderkirk
(Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather.)
To: John Cena
But he can still have a wife, right?
(puncture your own aorta - ouch)
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:55:16 AM PDT
by
RabidBartender
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerMm0HG1mk)
To: John Cena
Guess he’ll have to go homo.
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:55:29 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: John Cena
dependent personality disorderWhat is that?
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:56:37 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: Revolting cat!
Another line-of-sight disorder needing about 1 billion dollars in research.
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:57:59 AM PDT
by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: John Cena
Dude got off light - it’s easier not to have a girlfriend for 3 years than to have one!
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:58:10 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: All
“Guess hell have to go homo.”
I was just getting ready to type that... Judge didn’t say he couldn’t have a man. Guess that’s one way a judge can promote the Agenda.
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:58:16 AM PDT
by
Sir Hailstone
(Speedy recovery to Robert Kubica we want to see you at the USGP!!)
To: Revolting cat!
>>What is that?<<
Newspeak for “clingy” or “needy”.
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:58:22 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
(FR Member ItsOurTimeNow: Declared Anathema by the Council of Trent)
To: John Cena
Some men shouldn't have girlfriends. They behave badly around women.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:58:35 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
06/14/2007 8:59:53 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Revolting cat!
No kidding. I wish a judge had ordered a sentence like this on me about two years ago. I’d have a lot more money in my wallet, and a lot less bitterness in my heart.
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:00:55 AM PDT
by
buffyt
(Passing the Amnesty Bill to Protect American Borders & make us safer is like "F*#@ing for Chastity!")
To: John Cena
I know what you mean, I have been married 34 years, but if dear hubby died tomorrow I wouldn’t even date. Too many bad guys out there. And you guys are running into too many bad gals out there. Scary indeed. Good luck!
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:02:19 AM PDT
by
buffyt
(Passing the Amnesty Bill to Protect American Borders & make us safer is like "F*#@ing for Chastity!")
To: John Cena
Wouldn’t it be easier to just, I dunno, LOCK HIM UP FOR THREE YEARS? Jeez.
}:-)4
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:02:30 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Effing the ineffable since 1966.)
To: ItsOurTimeNow
I hadda finally look up "clingy" and needy" on the Net. Someone asked, someone else answered:
Clingy is like when you come out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing behind you for all the world to see. Somewhat embarrassing, and undesirable (unless you're drunk). Needy is like trying to watch a 2 hour Docudrama on a Pay TV in an airport waiting lounge (do they still have those things?) and have to keep feeding quarters into it every 10 mins. Somewhat costly, and undesireable (unless you're drunk).
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:04:32 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: Revolting cat!
Dude got off light - its easier not to have a girlfriend for 3 years than to have one!
And if it keeps him out of Jail-
It’s easier to not have a girlfriend for three years than to BE one!
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:05:50 AM PDT
by
DanielRedfoot
(I ain't no ways tired...)
To: Moose4
Is this gal going to have to live in a shelter now to get away from him? What’s to stop him from tracking her down and God forbid...finish the job?
To: DanielRedfoot
It’s not you, it’s me. Well it’s really not me, you see there’s this judge.......
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:07:50 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: John Cena
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posted on
06/14/2007 9:08:39 AM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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