"...In addition to giving the illegal-alien drug smuggler full immunity to testify against U.S. Border Patrol agents, the government gave him taxpayer-funded medical care for his buttocks wound, an unconditional border-crossing card, the right to sue the U.S. for "civil rights" violations and a GAP gift card.ZING!The drug runner is also on the short-list to replace Attorney General Alberto Gonzales." - Ann Coulter
That's up there for ZINGER of the piece, along with the Alberto Gonzales line.