These ‘fatwas’ show just how looney Islamics are.
I thought at first this was Scrappleface.
This is news? That's the way these nutbags have been for the last 2k years....
I guess their ‘truth’ depends on the teller...
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These fatwa’s remind me of the “Bewitched” TV show... all these incompetent witches casting spells that only they can cancel. It’s quite funny.
e.g. "horse" "woman" "toothpaste" gives you "It is forbidden for a horse and a woman to share the same package of toothpaste."
Seriously though, the terrorists/jihadists/hirabahists use “fatwa shopping” as a way to “justify” their garbage. Al Sadr in Iraq is not even a cleric yet he issues “fatwas” and his minions follow him. The same is true all over. One cleric says “terrorism is wrong” and another three say “terrorism is jihad, slay the apostate!” and the first cleric is killed (no matter what his station in Islam).
Really, the Imams need to drop the “Danish Cartoon” childishness. These cartoons are NOTHING compared to what the Christian religion goes through. But then, it is easy for the anti-Christians to make cartoons, religious jokes, and put a Cross in urine as Christians will not burn down city blocks in rage, Muslims WILL.
To paraphrase a line from Star Wars.
“Sir, nobody cares about upsetting a Christian.”
“That’s because Christians will not cut your head off. Islamists are known to do that.”
Please don’t post something about young single Islamic women breastfeeding their colleagues without pictures.
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As silly as this seems, I gotta' give kudos to the guy who first asked the question.
I wonder what the Imams would say about pork if pigs regularly strapped bombs on themselves to blow up Israeli schoolchildren.
Yeh, that’s right. Cover your head for “modesty”, then go to work and rip off your blouse to breastfeed your co-workers. Works for me!
It’s loony for sure, but no loonier than some of the pronouncements by ultra-Orthodox Jewish rabbis. A few years back some rabbi representing the Cohanim (hereditary Jewish priesthood, i.e. “Cohen”) announced that it had been determined that the prohibition on Cohanim walking through graveyards meant they also couldn’t fly in an airplane that flew directly above a graveyard, and asked El Al to change its flight paths accordingly. El resisted, so some of the loony-bins went back to their scriptures and came to the brilliant conclusion that it would be permissible for them to fly in airplanes directly over graveyards if they were securedly zipped into body bags during that portion of the flight. So they informed El Al that at the appropriate times during flights, they would be getting out their body bags and climbing into them and zipping themselves in. El Al, to its credit, told them where they could stuff that idea (and some of the loony-bins found reasons why this plan wouldn’t satisfy their religious requirements anyway). Last I heard, El Al had caved, and re-routed some flight paths.
http://www.jewishmediaresources.com/ncarticle/247/
http://chareidi.shemayisrael.com/archives5762/vaera/VE62abengrion.htm
The cohanim also have issues with hospitals, roads, museums, and just about everything else, and have demanded accommodations including architectural changes and special signage. Muslims don’t have a corner on loonyism, especially in that part of the world.
http://chareidi.shemayisrael.com/archives5766/KRH66features.htm
And don’t miss this insightful explanation of the urgent need for pregnant women (not just of the cohanim families, but all followers of this particular brand of loonyism) not to come into contact with finger or toe nail clippings (excerpt: “Before Adam sinned, he was entirely covered by a protective nail-like substance. After sinning, he lost it and all that remained were the fingernails. Since Woman caused this loss of these “nails”, she is disposed to be punished through nails.”)
http://www.shemayisrael.com/pipermail/daf-discuss_shemayisrael.co.il/2007-January/001252.html
I'm having trouble grasping the practical implications of this one. I mean, he's dead, right? So where is anybody going to get the necessary substance for this "blessing"?
A new poll of Palestinians revealed that 51% support the rocket attacks on Israel even though 66% say the attacks provide no real benefit to the Palestinians. “It’s a matter of pride,” explained poll respondent Yusef Ashat. “Pursuing benefits is the way of the Jew. We are not like that. It is better that no one benefits than that one Jew should enjoy a moment’s respite on the path to his extermination.”
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http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm