[nmh]

I totally reject evolution. It’s absurd on its face and there is NO evidence to support it - just wild hypothesis since they were NOT there.

My God is no “ape” and I am NOT made in the image of an “ape”. Too bad others have such a puny, mindless god.

[curiosity]

I totally reject evolution. It’s absurd on its face and there is NO evidence to support it -

Ignoring the evidence doesn't make it go away.

[JSDude1]

I agree, and there is massive evidence for a world wide flood.

[04-Bravo]

I like the Civil War anecdote about two Confederate soldiers talking about the new-fangled theory of evolution:

“Maybe you came from an ape. Maybe I came from an ape. But General Lee didn’t come from no ape.”

[Coyoteman]

I totally reject evolution.

That's your right.

It’s absurd on its face and there is NO evidence to support it - just wild hypothesis...

False. The fact that you ignore the evidence will not make it disappear. Evolution is a well-supported scientific theory whether you say yea or nay.

...since they were NOT there.

That is not a requirement for verification in science. Implying that it is only makes you sound ignorant of how science works.

[svcw]

Ape
My dad used to say we had family that swung by their necks but never by their tails.