[P-40]

Make it a one-way trip.

Plenty of people on death row would probably jump at the chance.

[Vince Ferrer]

Plenty of people on death row would probably jump at the chance.

Would Americans want their first representative on another planet to be a death row criminal?

[Fester Chugabrew]

I’d volunteer Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Moore for a one way trip to Mars but the payload would be prohibitive, Mars would be ruined, and any re-entry due to an aborted mission would be a serious threat to our planet as well. Guess they’ll just have to stay here as laughing stocks.