[MeanWestTexan]

The Bitch Is Back

Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on the album Caribou

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever’s gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday that’s alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do’s
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my God, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back

[HarmlessLovableFuzzball]

Ok, I wasn't going to do this but you leave me with little choice. This is an excerpt from Eminem's Magnum Opus -- "Go To Sleep B**tch". For the curious, the rest of the lyrics here

The song was dedicated to Hillary.

[Eminem]
Now go to sleep bi*ch!
Die, motherfu**er, die!
Ugh, time's up, bi*ch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bi*ch! (what?)
Why are you still alive?
How many times I gotta say, close ya eyes!
And go to sleep bi*ch! (what?)
Die motherf**ker die,
bye, bye, motherf**ker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bi*ch! (what?)
Why are you still alive?
Why, die motherf**ker, ah, ah, ah...
Go to sleep bi*ch!

[Enterprise]

I was frantically reading through the posts but someone beat me to it! Drat! But I posted a couple of others.