Posted on 05/21/2007 9:33:36 AM PDT by Zakeet
In what Rolling Stone describes as "a bid to win over potential supporters in the under-thirty crowd," and what a certain columnist describes as a "fat, hanging curveball," Sen. Hillary Clinton announced on her campaign web site that she is seeking an official campaign theme song.
In typical Democrat fashion, Clinton controls and limits the choices, offering just two U2 tunes, one Dixie Chicks bit, one Shania Twain twang, a Monkees remake, and four others. But as individuals have shown throughout the history of this great nation, they are more ingenious and capable of aptly satisfying a need or want than any statist politician can imagine. So there's no need for Americans to stick to Clinton's nine choices when there are tens of thousands of possible choices out there.
Several potential theme songs for Clinton's campaign present themselves immediately. Here are a very few:
"Shameless" by Billy Joel (if John Edwards hasn't already claimed it)
"Yakety Yak" by The Coasters (if Sen. Barack Obama hasn't already claimed it)
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits (same Edwards disclaimer)
"It's the End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M. (before Al Gore gets in the race)
"Back in the USSR" by The Beatles (if Rep. Dennis Kucinich hasn't already claimed it)
"Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire (Edwards disclaimer)
"Goodbye, House" by Melinda Schneider
"Theme from Kill Bill" by Bernard Herrman (if Rep. Ron Paul hasn't already claimed it; the Republican is, after all, known as "Dr. No" for opposing spending bills)
"Here It Comes Again" by Korn
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones (if Sen. Christopher Dodd hasn't already claimed it)
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks (if Sen. Joe Biden hasn't already claimed it)
Etc.
"The B*tch Is Back" - Elton John
French National Anthem.
The O’Jays - Back Stabbers
Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds
Diana Ross - I’m Coming Out
Hank Williams- Cold Cold Heart
Hillary is a fat hanging hairball.
The Internationale
The Bitch Is Back
Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on the album Caribou
I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever’s gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Eat meat on Friday that’s alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do’s
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue
I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do
I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my God, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
“I Want You To Want Me” - Cheap Trick
“Bad” - Michael Jackson
“China Girl” - David Bowie
“Cold As Stone” - A-Ha
“What a Fool Believes” - Doobie Brothers
Runner-up: Trouble Every Day - Mothers of Invention
Red Army Choir sings the Soviet Anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLi_m656tQQ
I bet Hillary feels warm and fuzzy when she hears this.......
“Folsom Prison Blues” - Johnny Cash
China Pig - The White Stripes
I don’t wanna kill my China pig
Don’t wanna kill my China pig
“Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road” - Loudon Wainwright III
The song was dedicated to Hillary.
[Eminem]
Now go to sleep bi*ch!
Die, motherfu**er, die!
Ugh, time's up, bi*ch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bi*ch! (what?)
Why are you still alive?
How many times I gotta say, close ya eyes!
And go to sleep bi*ch! (what?)
Die motherf**ker die,
bye, bye, motherf**ker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bi*ch! (what?)
Why are you still alive?
Why, die motherf**ker, ah, ah, ah...
Go to sleep bi*ch!
“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC.
I was frantically reading through the posts but someone beat me to it! Drat! But I posted a couple of others.
“Snakes in My Bushes” - North Mississippi Allstars
The Macarena
And no, I will not post any of the lyrics! (Here's the link though - be forewarned!)
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