Posted on 05/06/2007 6:22:23 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot
There’s an Algore joke in here somewhere, but it’s too early for me to figure it out.
And Climate Change will trounce the Democrat Party, and Socialism worldwide when people eventually find out how they are being deceived.
I knew it. It was those damned SUV’s.
Well, it is quite likely that Al Goreon is a throwback to
the Neanderthals.
Ran across this at Small Dead Animals...
Global Warming, err, the New Ice Age, err, "Climate Change" ( we used to call this "the weather..." ) really has become a pseudo-religion for some of these characters.
Prepare to meet Thy Carbon Offsets!
Neaderthals were doomed when they began ordering roast duck with mango salsa!
I think it was the roast duck with the mango salsa.
Bastard!!!!!... :p
If we just threw more money at studying climate change, just think of all the things we could blame on it.
The Neanderthals died out because they used more than one square of TP.
beat you by 31 seconds!
Let’s see. 20,000 years ago...how about an ice age ??? I hear those wimpy Neanderthanls could not take cold nights...
I have read several times, and I just saw recently on one of the science channels, that scientists have said that the Neanderthals physique allowed them to adapt to cold weather!
Which is is it?!
“Global warming...it’s so simple, even a caveman can cause it.”
Roast duck, mango salsa
41 seconds apart, impressive.
Keep driving those SUVs, stupid humans. All your planet are belong to us.
Gore Mode:
"It gut cold, see? Then the cavemen had to make lotsa FIRES. The FIRE EXHAUST wuz CO2 and that made Global Warming change the climate to Too Hot just like its gonna do now, unless you send muny."
Open areas contributing to Neanderthal extinction? Yes. Cold? No. Neanderthals were built for cold. They were also not built for pursuing game, at speed, over grasslands and open areas. Loss of forest habitat probably hurt them a great deal. As did human competition.
In a class I just finished, we had an instructor who was a living Neanderthal - massive overhanging brow ridges, hint of a sagittal crest, receding chin. Tall, lanky, sloping shoulders, pelvis slightly on the wide side. Healthy looking, intelligent, and oddly, not bad looking if you thought of him as representative of his kind. Good eyes.
Mrs VS
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