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Climate Change, Not Humans, Trounced Neanderthals
Yahoo! News ^ | May 4, 2007 | Dave Mosher

Posted on 05/06/2007 6:22:23 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot

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1 posted on 05/06/2007 6:22:26 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot
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To: Toddsterpatriot

There’s an Algore joke in here somewhere, but it’s too early for me to figure it out.


2 posted on 05/06/2007 6:28:06 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

And Climate Change will trounce the Democrat Party, and Socialism worldwide when people eventually find out how they are being deceived.


3 posted on 05/06/2007 6:29:46 AM PDT by centurion316 (Democrats - Supporting Al Qaida Worldwide)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

I knew it. It was those damned SUV’s.


4 posted on 05/06/2007 6:31:54 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: neodad
“There’s an Algore joke in here somewhere”

Well, it is quite likely that Al Goreon is a throwback to
the Neanderthals.

5 posted on 05/06/2007 6:32:40 AM PDT by AlexW (Reporting from Bratislava, Slovakia)
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To: neodad
There’s an Algore joke in here somewhere, but it’s too early for me to figure it out.

Ran across this at Small Dead Animals...

Global Warming, err, the New Ice Age, err, "Climate Change" ( we used to call this "the weather..." ) really has become a pseudo-religion for some of these characters.

Prepare to meet Thy Carbon Offsets!

6 posted on 05/06/2007 6:34:38 AM PDT by backhoe (Just a Merry-Hearted Keyboard PirateBoy, plunderin’ his way across the WWW…)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

Neaderthals were doomed when they began ordering roast duck with mango salsa!


7 posted on 05/06/2007 6:36:03 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

I think it was the roast duck with the mango salsa.


8 posted on 05/06/2007 6:36:44 AM PDT by bahblahbah
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To: silverleaf

Bastard!!!!!... :p


9 posted on 05/06/2007 6:37:14 AM PDT by bahblahbah
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To: Toddsterpatriot

If we just threw more money at studying climate change, just think of all the things we could blame on it.


10 posted on 05/06/2007 6:38:19 AM PDT by sms
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To: neodad
There’s an Algore joke in here somewhere ...

The Neanderthals died out because they used more than one square of TP.

11 posted on 05/06/2007 6:38:39 AM PDT by pnh102
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To: bahblahbah

beat you by 31 seconds!


12 posted on 05/06/2007 6:40:01 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

Let’s see. 20,000 years ago...how about an ice age ??? I hear those wimpy Neanderthanls could not take cold nights...


13 posted on 05/06/2007 6:42:02 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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highlights the weakness of Neanderthals to cold

I have read several times, and I just saw recently on one of the science channels, that scientists have said that the Neanderthals physique allowed them to adapt to cold weather!

Which is is it?!

14 posted on 05/06/2007 6:42:18 AM PDT by CaptRon (Pedicaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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“Global warming...it’s so simple, even a caveman can cause it.”


15 posted on 05/06/2007 6:42:44 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich!)
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To: silverleaf; bahblahbah

Roast duck, mango salsa

41 seconds apart, impressive.


16 posted on 05/06/2007 6:44:06 AM PDT by oakcon (America wants you: Run Fred Run!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Keep driving those SUVs, stupid humans. All your planet are belong to us.

17 posted on 05/06/2007 6:47:37 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Why are protectionists (and goldbugs) so bad at math?)
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To: EagleUSA
Let’s see. 20,000 years ago...how about an ice age ??? I hear those wimpy Neanderthanls could not take cold nights...

Gore Mode:

"It gut cold, see? Then the cavemen had to make lotsa FIRES. The FIRE EXHAUST wuz CO2 and that made Global Warming change the climate to Too Hot just like its gonna do now, unless you send muny."

18 posted on 05/06/2007 6:48:22 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

Open areas contributing to Neanderthal extinction? Yes. Cold? No. Neanderthals were built for cold. They were also not built for pursuing game, at speed, over grasslands and open areas. Loss of forest habitat probably hurt them a great deal. As did human competition.


19 posted on 05/06/2007 6:49:22 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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Yet others believe Neanderthals never went extinct and instead interbred their genes into our own, as recent skeletal evidence might suggest.

In a class I just finished, we had an instructor who was a living Neanderthal - massive overhanging brow ridges, hint of a sagittal crest, receding chin. Tall, lanky, sloping shoulders, pelvis slightly on the wide side. Healthy looking, intelligent, and oddly, not bad looking if you thought of him as representative of his kind. Good eyes.

Mrs VS

20 posted on 05/06/2007 6:52:03 AM PDT by VeritatisSplendor
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