Never mind sex? I don’t care what they do with my body after I expire, but we need to focus on the sex thing. Far more important!
JP (Willing to be a test subject for the “How to have sex in space” program)
I think I see a Helen Thomas photo in your future.
There was a married couple that went up in the late 90’s, and there are rumors that, since they had children, the only reason both would go on the same mission would be for studies on sex in space. One of the more verbose conjectures I read were that they used a contraption with a few velcro restraints to try and counteract the inertia, and that it focused on “other” sex acts that don’t involve as much recoil.
Dear Mr. E. Dutch,
We here at NASA are thrilled to hear of your volunteering for our “Sex in Space” Program. We need remind you that a
complete physical is required for all subjects, when was the last time you saw a proctologist?
The other members of your research team, Bruce, Elton, and
Senator Franks are all looking forward to getting to know you better in the days and nights ahead.
Tet68, Director of Sexual Spatial Operations, Nasa.